Ah, I see you've posted an ad for a master. Very well written and articulate, in my humble opinion. I would personally lie to get to know you a bit better, whether you want me as a master or not. You seem like an interesting person to know in general.
Trust me, I know how you feel. Reading the thousands of posts that sound like that......
Anywho, how are you today, other than the now crimson tainted eyes?
I give'd you a request to be frendz!
-lost a few brain cells trying to sound as primitive as most of the other children on the forum-
Never again........