it wont happen again. sorry

A friend request? Really? We arent friends. Your just property. And yes, im saying this in Public.

Fine. Ok.
Yes.

I wasnt going to say Yes, but you know what, im tired of looking for a Master ill never have. Ill PM you for your Email. I ask only that you please, please dont make me do anything too bad.

Ok, fine. Offer:
No limits, no rules. None of that for you. Also, send me your Full Name, Address, Email, Phone Number, and then wait.

Sound like fun? Because you dont have to agree if you dont want. But your life is what you have to offer me. I wouldnt expect you to have anything else.

Ill... let you know anything about me. I came up with this stupid Pillory Punishment idea a while ago. Read it. Ill do it for you. Just for your pleasure. Ill not SLEEP just to be here with you, if thats what you want. What else do i even have?

Ok... Ill do anything you want, within my limits. Ill be here every day. Ill make up for all my lackings, ill... i dont know what i could possibly offer you.

Would i like to own you?
Why would anyone want to own you. Thats a stupid question.

Hows about this. Beg me enough, i might think about wasting some time on you.
Otherwise, shut up. I have better things to do.

Would you like to own me?

There there, whos a depraved little cunt! Ugly, too. lol
You say you like insults, well, thats irrelevant. Im just not going to lie to you.
Bye bye now.