haha great way to get to the number 66000, but not why i picked it it's something much dirtier. haha

Not even being completely naked across my lap for a hand spanking? We'll break it down to 500 every Friday night -- 132 weeks -- 2 yrs, 6 mths, 2 wks!

haha i love your ideas but...nope!

Number of spanks on your bare ass as you lay completely naked across my clothed lap? Number of people at the Super Bowl as you streak on worldwide TV? Number of loads of cum you would swallow to become a country's "Head" of State?

eww, number of times i've sucked a mans dick? Number of friends I'd like to have on getdare? number of posts i wish to have?

Number of times you've picked your nose? Fingered your asshole? Licked a dog's balls? I'll keep wondering until I figure it out.

Number of times i've had sex? Masturbated? Had impure thoughts about the guy that was just a little too smart and handsome for his own well being? You just keep on wondering, you'll figure it out eventually.

66000? Number of sexual thoughts you've had in your lifetime? Number of sperm you swallowed at last concert? Number of individual letters you've written on the subject of masturbation?