no, you're a gibbon

no you're not. Admit it, you are not one of us

no I didn't, we all know you're a gibbon

You're neither one of those things

diets are for anorexic girls and movie stars.

no, I meant for you.

babies make excellent mid-swim snacks

won't be enough. You don't seem to realize how much lava is coming out...

your heart is simply too small to do much.

doesn't work, we've tried.

but this isn't a little lava... it's a shit ton of lava!