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Have you seen my profile picture? It's right there. I wish that was me lol. I've wanted to be in that position for as long as I can remember.

It's really risky though. I mean a photo of me could wind up on the internet, and someone like me could use me as a profile picture. Disgusting.

I have dabbled. I've dipped my naked toe into the...water. You can read about it here on this blog. Not in great detail. I wasn't feeling very verbose back then I guess.

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The Scene [History] I am online! Away
[21:40:08] jane@: I Jane@ had spent a long day at work and evening trying to sort stuff out. It was very late when I left for home – a long dark walk along cold deserted streets.
[21:40:42] jane@: As I cut through the park I regretted all that coffee - the park toilets here were dark and smelly but I thought I will just have to or I will piss my pants. I was desperate by the time I reached them,
[21:41:02] jane@: pleased I was still dry but...

Friday 1st of Feb Report of my day

0600 up and work till 1300
Dressed today in medium length skirt navy above the knee by quite a bit (like a long skater skirt!)- black hold ups black, white T cream jumper, ankle boots and storm jacket – to comply with dress code as set by Mistress E

1310 bus to city

1410 Dentist – had usual waiting area etc. – but the Dentist was a very beautiful Asian girl – yes a girl very young.
She forced me into her chair...

The Trial of Tiny Teats Jane@ (Role play with consequences)

This Case is held in the Central Criminal Court with three presiding Judges
Her Honour Mistress E, Mistress of the Roles, Her Honour Baroness Donna and The Clerk of the Court Master C

Regina v Tiny Teats Jane

The Charges

This Trial is to consider the charge, namely that the Slut Tiny Teats Jane@ entered into the task set for the week of 3rd of December but by her actions and...

So.

My little girl has been asking for a very long time for me to post a super nice blog. I told her that I already wrote nice blogs. But apparantly they werent nice enough.

"What is an IceMaiden" wasn't nice enough as she isn't elitist, and it had funny, true little things she does when she is a brat in it.

Both "Boobs" and "Bottoms" were rejected because "they are all about my sexual parts."

"Taking...

We have had a few toy catastrophes lately, and it makes me very sad. I love all my toys, even if I don't get to play with them very often.

The first happened in Mexico, we lost my favorite glass dildo when it crashed on the floor and shattered. We have since replaced it, but it isn't the same angle.

Next, we broke another glass plug because of the way we were storing them. Something landed on top of it and broke it in half. Even though we didn't use it too often, it was...