This is more of a post to tell anyone who may know of me that I don't have time for getDare right now. But fear not mortals! (hehe :P ) I shall return one day! Fare thee well!!!!

Everyday I sit upon you,
the objective center of your desire.
You who hold me up to the clean air,
above the vast and scary world below.

I lavish in your attentions.
I purr at your very touch.
But also do I kneel and crawl,
at but one word from your lips.

For you I'll do most anything,
for I trust you to know me best.
And though I do most every bidding,
I hope you'll grant the occasional request:

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