Office christmas party

Our office had our christmas party a couple of
days ago, and I finally realised the purpose of christmas parties:

All the old, saggy pervy men who spend a year being professional, get to do what they wanted to do all year and be drunken, sleazy animals, and cheat on their partners/ wives. Whilst the women who spend the year dealing with inappropriate comments and jokey comments from men decide to behave in the slutty way that all the men wish they would the rest of the year.

as evidence- the following occured:

-One person threw an entire pizza across the room at someone else

-One guy decided to pull his trousers, and boxers, down on the dancefloor, and continue dancing
-Two other guys decided to start slapping his ass
-One of the women joined in with this, and loudly screamed for all the other women to as well- they did
-At least three other people started videoing this

-One guy got thrown out of the club for making racist comments to the bouncer
-Five other men then followed the bouncer round protesting and yelling at him

-One women, who has worked there a week, pulled one old man after another to dance, then went home with the (married) CEO

The worst part- this was apparently a lot better than they behaved last year!