I witnessed an attack today.

Whilst I sat upon the throne(read: toilet) I was making my usual observations about the world around me, inside and out the window.

In the corner I noticed a small spider on the corner. I also saw a large black ant upon the wall, directly above the spider's web. This freaked me out, because I've been playing Earth Defense Force: 2017 alot lately, and anyone that knows that game knows the early enemies are ginormous black ants that spew acid from their anus.

Anyway, back to the story. I saw this ant up on the wall, and knowing the ant would fall to the spider if I knocked it off. So I did what any reasonable person would do: I knocked the ant off the wall.

It nicked the spiderweb, but didn't stick. It didn't matter, the spider was all over the ant. It had no chance, the spider attacked viciously and mercilessly. The spider bit, and the ant soon stopped struggling.

Then I was finished and left, but the spider stayed to enjoy his meal.