PERFECT COUPLE
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on...

After witnessing quite a big argument in chat, I'd just like to ask everybody to take a step back and calm down. I'm not going to name names(they know who they are) or say who's to blame, but the two original people have dragged a lot of other people, myself included, into it now.