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Skinny Dipping
Posted 04-23-2010 at 06:00 PM by MetalGreek
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
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Hahahahaha. I smiled.
I wouldn't even think long enough to figure out if he was joking, I'd just jump out of the water.
Posted 04-23-2010 at 10:02 PM by sweetsong 
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Hahaha, that's awesome.
Posted 04-24-2010 at 11:32 AM by Leopard
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Haha thats amazing
Kudos to the old dude. I wouldnt be able to think that fastPosted 04-25-2010 at 04:01 AM by Star Shadows
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Wait... *thinks* Is this a joke or a real story!? I never know anymore... Sounds like something that would happen in Florida though!Posted 04-25-2010 at 03:25 PM by Nixie
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Haha idk, i get these emails from my mom with all these things and funny stories, most of them come from her co-workers whom i know xDPosted 04-25-2010 at 05:20 PM by MetalGreek
