Posted 05-23-2017 at 01:20 PM byIceMaiden (IceMaiden's Blog of Awesome)
Updated 05-23-2017 at 01:24 PM byIceMaiden
1: Ask "why?" to every order they give you. "But why do you want me to do that?" "But why will it make you happy?" "But why can't I do something else instead?"
2: Whenever asked a question you don't really want to answer, tell them "maybe." "Maybe it turned me on." "Maybe it made me wet." "Maybe I like it when you do those things to me."
3: Direct all the obvious trolls to their inbox. Then...
Posted 05-23-2017 at 12:12 AM bySain Updated 07-05-2017 at 02:39 AM bySain
This blog is just here to help me keep track of my tasks. All times are in minutes.
(65/65) Edge with left hand while wearing underwear (15/15) Edge with left hand in alternating stress positions (15/15) Edge with left hand with clothespegs on tongue (12/12) Edge with left hand while watching or hearing porn (15/15) Edge with left hand while using rope/belt creatively
(15/15) Do WriteForMe while commando (40/40) Do WriteForMe in alternating...