About me
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I'll get straight to the point now. This blog post is titled 'About me' (HAPPY REALISATION!!) so I'm gonna tell you all something about me!
Ready? On my mark, Get set, read everything below!!
1.) I'm strictly straight male. I'm not gay, nor bisexual.
2.) I'm a dominant in BDSM.
3.) I'm new to getDare. I'm not new to BDSM. I was earlier in BDSM relationship with a girl.
4.) The old bearded guy in my profile picture is not me. That's Saruman, an evil wizard who almost conquered the whole of Middle Earth.
5.) I really like meeting new people so feel free to contact me any time unless u tipe liek dis
6.) I do not know why I made this the sixth point but anyway. I'm a 5'10" 27 years old male with a 6.2' penis(when erect). I have half a six pack, black hair which I keep short.
7.) I have no problems in sending my pics but not in the beginning. When I feel comfortable around you, I will send some pics of the most masculine body ever.
8.) I do not use Skype or Kik. Please do not give me your addresses of above mentioned services. I can only chat with you on getDare, Hangouts, and Chatzzy. And if I'm available, we can chat on email(really??)
I guess there isn't anything else I can think off! If you know what else I should add, let me know!
(READ IT. IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE)
WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WIZARDS:
1.) Wizard business is strange. Unless you want to spend the rest of your life being a three legged antelope, do not meddle in it.
1.)NEVER ASK WHETHER A WIZARD KNOWS MAGIC OR NOT.
1.)Yeah. Wizards can and will kill you https://goo.gl/images/Ke1kQa
1.) Don't touch a wizard's beard.
1.) Don't touch a wizard's staff
1.) Don't touch a wizard's robe
1.) Don't touch a wizard's ring
1.) Don't touch a wizard at all.
1.) Don't correct a wizard's wrong numbering. He may get triggered and turn you into a legless spider.
WHAT I EXPECT FROM A RELATIONSHIP
1.) Loyalty- As stated above, I'm a dominant male. For this relationship to work out, you need to be extremely loyal to me.
2.) Obedience- I command, you obey. Otherwise, I do this https://goo.gl/images/DgZYTA
Dont worry! I won't go so hard on you. I respect your limits and will not make you cross them.
3.) Learning-Yeah. I'm always willing to teach you and if you know a few tricks, I would gladly learn them.
4.) Trust- Probably the most important thing I desire. Trust is the foundation of BDSM. If you don't trust your dom enough to give him power your your body, you cannot possibly enjoy BDSM. I do not want you to immediately give control of your life to me but do it gradually.
5.) Spelling Mistakes-As mentioned earlier, I don't use skype or kik and I will only chat with you and will give you orders and tasks. I expect spelling mistakes and minor gramatical (oh! The irony is killing me) errors. But you must be FLUENT IN ENGLISH and not type like a six year old on a keyboard.
I am not seeking a girlfriend. Not a lover. I do not care if you are married, if you have a boyfriend, if you are single. I do not care if you are 18, 30, or 45.
What I do care about, is the hunger you have inside you. I'm not looking for the most experienced submissive, who may already be stuck in her ways. I am looking for either a novice, or someone with enough experience to know that submission appeals to her. I want to look at you, talk to you, and see the burning desire to please your Master, to allow someone else to take control.
I want to guide you, nurture you, mentor you. I can be very affectionate and loving. I can also be strict, I can humiliate you. If you come under my protection, into my service, I will attempt to learn your likes, and learn the extent of your submission.
So time for some more specifics.
-I believe in polyamory, to some extent. I don't want a sub who submits to a different partner every day. I want to develop a long term bond. I do not have a harem of slaves.
As I said, you may have a boyfriend, fiance, husband. I won't interfere in those other relationships. I won't stop you from loving your partner. Nor would I do anything to hurt such a relationship. But, I will fulfill your need to be controlled.
-We will be friends, as well as Master and slave. Yes, a slave. I will respect your limits. You will have a safe word. And we will always have open lines of communication. But, I get the final word. You will not just flick on submission like a light switch for a session... You will be owned by me always. I will expect obedience.
-And with that obedience, comes control. I enjoy a pretty strict level of control. The exact details would depend on your circumstances, we would discuss what activities I should control. But this will go beyond kink. I may control how you dress, when you use the bathroom, what you eat. I might control when you sleep. I would never do anything to hurt your employment or school.... but if anything, I might make you work or study harder. And so that I can strictly control you, we need..
-Communication. I am busy. You may be busy as well. I doubt we will chat every day. But I expect a literate sub, who can put her thoughts in an email, on a regular -- virtually daily -- basis. The better I get to know my slave, the better I am, as a Master. Beyond the written word,
That's all I can think of right now. This list will be edited in future.
What can you expect from me?
You can learn all there is about me in a day but even after a hundred years, I can surprise you.
You can expect:
1.) Random outbursts of lightning and magic from me.
2.) Sudden urges to transform you into a bull-frog.
Stop Laughing you idiot!! I can kill you with my majesty, and partly with my sense of humour.
The real list starts now
1.) You can expect trust, love and loyalty from me but these will be given gradually.
2.) I respect your limits and you can expect me to not cross them.
3.) A nice sense of humor
4.) Good roleplaying
5.) Flexibility of Kinks
If you think I should add something else in here, feel free to comment! Your favourite wizard takes your leave for a while and before I go, may I interest you in some Victoria's Not-So-Secret Magical Lingerie?
I'll get straight to the point now. This blog post is titled 'About me' (HAPPY REALISATION!!) so I'm gonna tell you all something about me!
Ready? On my mark, Get set, read everything below!!
1.) I'm strictly straight male. I'm not gay, nor bisexual.
2.) I'm a dominant in BDSM.
3.) I'm new to getDare. I'm not new to BDSM. I was earlier in BDSM relationship with a girl.
4.) The old bearded guy in my profile picture is not me. That's Saruman, an evil wizard who almost conquered the whole of Middle Earth.
5.) I really like meeting new people so feel free to contact me any time unless u tipe liek dis
6.) I do not know why I made this the sixth point but anyway. I'm a 5'10" 27 years old male with a 6.2' penis(when erect). I have half a six pack, black hair which I keep short.
7.) I have no problems in sending my pics but not in the beginning. When I feel comfortable around you, I will send some pics of the most masculine body ever.
8.) I do not use Skype or Kik. Please do not give me your addresses of above mentioned services. I can only chat with you on getDare, Hangouts, and Chatzzy. And if I'm available, we can chat on email(really??)
I guess there isn't anything else I can think off! If you know what else I should add, let me know!
(READ IT. IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE)
WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WIZARDS:
1.) Wizard business is strange. Unless you want to spend the rest of your life being a three legged antelope, do not meddle in it.
1.)NEVER ASK WHETHER A WIZARD KNOWS MAGIC OR NOT.
1.)Yeah. Wizards can and will kill you https://goo.gl/images/Ke1kQa
1.) Don't touch a wizard's beard.
1.) Don't touch a wizard's staff
1.) Don't touch a wizard's robe
1.) Don't touch a wizard's ring
1.) Don't touch a wizard at all.
1.) Don't correct a wizard's wrong numbering. He may get triggered and turn you into a legless spider.
WHAT I EXPECT FROM A RELATIONSHIP
1.) Loyalty- As stated above, I'm a dominant male. For this relationship to work out, you need to be extremely loyal to me.
2.) Obedience- I command, you obey. Otherwise, I do this https://goo.gl/images/DgZYTA
Dont worry! I won't go so hard on you. I respect your limits and will not make you cross them.
3.) Learning-Yeah. I'm always willing to teach you and if you know a few tricks, I would gladly learn them.
4.) Trust- Probably the most important thing I desire. Trust is the foundation of BDSM. If you don't trust your dom enough to give him power your your body, you cannot possibly enjoy BDSM. I do not want you to immediately give control of your life to me but do it gradually.
5.) Spelling Mistakes-As mentioned earlier, I don't use skype or kik and I will only chat with you and will give you orders and tasks. I expect spelling mistakes and minor gramatical (oh! The irony is killing me) errors. But you must be FLUENT IN ENGLISH and not type like a six year old on a keyboard.
I am not seeking a girlfriend. Not a lover. I do not care if you are married, if you have a boyfriend, if you are single. I do not care if you are 18, 30, or 45.
What I do care about, is the hunger you have inside you. I'm not looking for the most experienced submissive, who may already be stuck in her ways. I am looking for either a novice, or someone with enough experience to know that submission appeals to her. I want to look at you, talk to you, and see the burning desire to please your Master, to allow someone else to take control.
I want to guide you, nurture you, mentor you. I can be very affectionate and loving. I can also be strict, I can humiliate you. If you come under my protection, into my service, I will attempt to learn your likes, and learn the extent of your submission.
So time for some more specifics.
-I believe in polyamory, to some extent. I don't want a sub who submits to a different partner every day. I want to develop a long term bond. I do not have a harem of slaves.
As I said, you may have a boyfriend, fiance, husband. I won't interfere in those other relationships. I won't stop you from loving your partner. Nor would I do anything to hurt such a relationship. But, I will fulfill your need to be controlled.
-We will be friends, as well as Master and slave. Yes, a slave. I will respect your limits. You will have a safe word. And we will always have open lines of communication. But, I get the final word. You will not just flick on submission like a light switch for a session... You will be owned by me always. I will expect obedience.
-And with that obedience, comes control. I enjoy a pretty strict level of control. The exact details would depend on your circumstances, we would discuss what activities I should control. But this will go beyond kink. I may control how you dress, when you use the bathroom, what you eat. I might control when you sleep. I would never do anything to hurt your employment or school.... but if anything, I might make you work or study harder. And so that I can strictly control you, we need..
-Communication. I am busy. You may be busy as well. I doubt we will chat every day. But I expect a literate sub, who can put her thoughts in an email, on a regular -- virtually daily -- basis. The better I get to know my slave, the better I am, as a Master. Beyond the written word,
That's all I can think of right now. This list will be edited in future.
What can you expect from me?
You can learn all there is about me in a day but even after a hundred years, I can surprise you.
You can expect:
1.) Random outbursts of lightning and magic from me.
2.) Sudden urges to transform you into a bull-frog.
Stop Laughing you idiot!! I can kill you with my majesty, and partly with my sense of humour.
The real list starts now
1.) You can expect trust, love and loyalty from me but these will be given gradually.
2.) I respect your limits and you can expect me to not cross them.
3.) A nice sense of humor
4.) Good roleplaying
5.) Flexibility of Kinks
If you think I should add something else in here, feel free to comment! Your favourite wizard takes your leave for a while and before I go, may I interest you in some Victoria's Not-So-Secret Magical Lingerie?
Total Comments 36
Comments
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Quote:4.) Trust- Probably the most important thing I desire. Trust is the foundation of BDSM. If you don't trust your dom enough to give him total control over your body and mind, you are not a true sub.
Posted 11-20-2017 at 09:32 AM by Butterfly -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 09:48 AM by saruman -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 09:55 AM by Butterfly -
What I mean to say from that is I am sure to give you my trust but you will have to earn it first. If you cannot interpret my sentences correctly, at least stop downvoting my blogs
Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:31 AM by saruman -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:36 AM by Heart -
I believe I'm entitled to my own opinions which cannot be affected by others whatsoever, right?
Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:45 AM by saruman
Updated 11-20-2017 at 11:48 AM by saruman -
This is an original and fun way to write an ad so kudos for that!
But I do agree with Miss Butterfly.
Trust has to be earned and that always goes both ways. I am Miss Butterfly's sub for a year now but the trust I have for her now has slowly been built up. At the beginning I would not send her pictures or videos and I would never let myself be blackmailed by her. Now I do those things but you cannot and should not jump into that.
What defines a sub I think it the willingness to submit to someone. But that doesn't mean they will submit to anyone at any time or at any level.Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:48 AM by Jaro -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:48 AM by Heart -
I was not down voting your blog, I was just sharing my opinion, as you have shared yours. And if your sentences are being misunderstood, maybe it is a good thing that you have the chance to explain them rather than people just thinking you believe that trust should be handed out blindly.
Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:51 AM by Butterfly -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:52 AM by saruman -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:55 AM by saruman -
The sentence is still there. You are stating that if somebody does not trust their Dom to give complete control, it does not make them a "true" sub.
Who are you to say what a "true" sub is. Submission comes in many different forms. Some subs do not wish to provide complete control to their Dom/Top/Master. That doesn't make them any less of a sub.
Furthermore, trust is something that goes both ways and is learned and earned. If you cannot trust your Dom, it doesn't mean you aren't a "true" sub, it could mean you have trust issues because you were hurt in the past, it could mean that your Dom is not worthy of your trust, it could mean a million different things.
D/s is done by so many people in countless different ways, and there is no "true" sub.
So no, your corrections didn't make everything better.Posted 11-20-2017 at 11:59 AM by Butterfly -
Im sure that you know the difference between a sub and a bottom right? What you are talking about is a bottom. A bottom is in BDSM for their own pleasure but a sub/slave wants to serve their master only. I believe that my corrections have made the point pretty much clear.
I know BDSM has several variations but by reading what i expect of a sub, you can "define" a "true" sub. I agree that the sub would've had issues in the past but by gradual building of trust, the fear of dom could be eliminated. If you read my entire blog post quite thoroughly, you could finally get my point and as a note, I never asked you to be my sub so there is no need to get triggered.Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:10 PM by saruman -
Quote:Im sure that you know the difference between a sub and a bottom right? What you are talking about is a bottom. A bottom is in BDSM for their own pleasure but a sub/slave wants to serve their master only. I believe that my corrections have made the point pretty much clear.
I know BDSM has several variations but by reading what i expect of a sub, you can "define" a "true" sub. I agree that the sub would've had issues in the past but by gradual building of trust, the fear of dom could be eliminated. If you read my entire blog post quite thoroughly, you could finally get my point and as a note, I never asked you to be my sub so there is no need to get triggered.
By reading what you expect of a sub, I can define who your ideal sub is, but that doesn't make them "true" or not "true". Just because somebody doesn't fit into your ideal box of what a sub is, it doesn't make them any less of a sub, and that is why that term is offensive to not just me, but other s types.
You didn't ask me to be your sub, and I wouldn't anyways for countless reasons, but I have a problem with statements like the above because new subs will often read information like this and believe it because they are new and naive and believe that this is the way things should be.Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:18 PM by Butterfly -
You may see this:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...0074922AAFxIrAPosted 11-20-2017 at 12:20 PM by saruman -
Quote:You may see this:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...0074922AAFxIrA
Your information clearly states that a submissive is somebody who prefers to surrender control of "part of their lives" to a Dom. I didn't read anything about giving up complete control, did you?
You might also notice that each answer given was a bit different, because although the basic terms are loosely defined in the kink community, everybody has their own perspective on it.Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:27 PM by Butterfly -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:30 PM by saruman -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:32 PM by Butterfly -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:37 PM by saruman -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:38 PM by saruman -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:40 PM by Butterfly -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:43 PM by saruman -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:43 PM by Heart -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:44 PM by saruman -
Posted 11-20-2017 at 12:47 PM by Heart