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A Silly Joint Poem

Posted 08-31-2017 at 03:58 PM by IceMaiden

AM likes it when I give him small one verse silly poems to put in his signature. I noticed today the last one I gave him had vanished and when I questioned why he said it must have been deleted when Aimee and I fixed his profile for him so he needed a new one.

The first one he got was:

Daddy want to sleep while Icey was bored
so she giggled and snuck his phone cord
and with a great big thwack and sudden ache
Daddy's eyes opened now wide awake

But he refused to post it! I asked why and he said it was too bratty. The resulting conversation went as follows:

AM: i am not posting that
Icy: why!
AM: too bratty
Icy: you said you liked bratty
AM: nope
Icy: ~unamused skype emojii~
AM: i like doormat obedience
Icy: i can see your profile you know
AM: yes, i know
Icy: and i can see it posted you know
AM: yes, i know
Icy: and if it wasn't i would post it myself you know
AM: and pay for it
Icy: worth it
AM: depends how you pay for it

Icy: Daddy says he likes robot obedience
why does he insist on telling Icy lies
she will never be less bratty than she is
but he's always welcome to fantasize

AM: Icy is a little shit,
this my friends is sadly true,
How then do I deal with it?
I bruise her bottom black and blue.

Icy: but Icy likes her bottom black and blue
so how does that even the score?
Icy gets to be bratty and a reward as well
it's pretty awesome being four

AM: Icy likes to say she's four,
sadly she is only three,
she pouts and brats and pouts some more,
but she isn't fooling me

Icy: daddy can never ever seem to count
and the above is further proof of this
so anything he tries to state as evidence
can but only be dismissed

AM: Darling Icy cannot count,
Her poems prove the truth of it,
her metre is all out of time
it should go
dada dada dada dit

Icy: who was going for metre?
certainly it was not me
is it too hard for daddy to keep up?
Icy is obviously smarter tehehehe

AM: Silly me I should have thought,
I now feel a total fool
my icy gets all overwrought
if she cant change an unliked rule

Icy: daddy just wants the last word
and I'm not going to let him have it
because it's all mine mine mine
for it daddy is just unfit

AM: Icy's rhymes are getting worse
she's desperate and it shows
that last one made me wince and curse
and make sure that she knows

Icy: icey has never even been trying
she's too busy in a lot of giggles
and the more she laughs at this silly thing
the more her boobies jiggle

AM: Icy has a lovely bounce
her boobies jump and jive
out her nipples leap and pounce
as if they were alive

Icy: see how quick he was distracted?
just from me mentioning boobs
next he'll be sexting me
as he talks about my pubes

AM: my little girl was stroppy
avoiding me all day
i can't fuck her to make her sloppy
so she can laugh her blues away

Icy: it worked rather quite well
even though this wasn't mature
but icy is the first to admit
she'll always be immature

Totally immature and silly but it did cheer me up and make me giggle lots after I was indeed stropping today. (And I got the last word.)
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  1. Old Comment
    AbusiveMaster's Avatar
    You only got the last word because you chose to cut off the conversation before it finished.
    Posted 08-31-2017 at 04:01 PM by AbusiveMaster AbusiveMaster is offline
  2. Old Comment
    IceMaiden's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by AbusiveMaster View Comment
    You only got the last word because you chose to cut off the conversation before it finished.

    Precisely, when I close a conversation it is finished! Didn't you know that yet?
    Posted 08-31-2017 at 04:02 PM by IceMaiden IceMaiden is offline
  3. Old Comment
    AbusiveMaster's Avatar
    Bot you forgot to post this one...

    Icy wore her toys all day,
    in her pussy, not her legs
    her ben-wa balls they popped out
    like cadburys cream eggs
    Posted 08-31-2017 at 04:06 PM by AbusiveMaster AbusiveMaster is offline
  4. Old Comment
    nina@'s Avatar
    Hey I love your poem.. great rhyming skills both of you..
    Posted 09-02-2017 at 12:36 PM by nina@ nina@ is offline
  5. Old Comment
    IceMaiden's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by AbusiveMaster View Comment
    Bot you forgot to post this one...

    Icy wore her toys all day,
    in her pussy, not her legs
    her ben-wa balls they popped out
    like cadburys cream eggs
    You're disgusting!

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nina@ View Comment
    Hey I love your poem.. great rhyming skills both of you..

    Thank you! (I can do a lot better when I'm not feeling so silly )
    Posted 09-05-2017 at 06:00 AM by IceMaiden IceMaiden is offline
 

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