As we all know, oral hygiene is an important activity after every meal. I don't know whether you will agree that the following dare is strictly within your general category of "disgusting meals," but I would invite you and encourage you to do so.
After your meal, of course you need to brush your teeth. So take your toothbrush and preess it deeply into some fresh shit and make sure a lot of good shit gets well mashed in between all the bristles.
If necessary, you may wet the shit slightly to make it of appropriate consistency for the task at hand.
Now brush your teeth as normal, minimum two minutes. Make sure to get in all the little cracks and crevices. Good boy.
For 30 minutes afterwards, no rinsing, eating, or drinking. The shit needs to do its proper work in your mouth.
After 30 minutes you are free to brush as you normally would, e.g., with toothpaste.
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