Super quick one to start with the "right" foot
While you look at yourself in the mirror the first time, after waking up:
- spit in your hand and smear it on your face
- slap your face twice per cheek (or more if you are used to it)
- write whore on your chest
- pinch and twist your nipples
- spit on the mirror and then lick it clean
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Proud owner of a worthless bunny
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