[Runesmith]

The river of chocolate blinds me as I struggle against the viscous flow, as it carries me down-hill. Then I realise my folly and simply let the river carry me... to the sea, as all rivers do. In your hubris, you have forgotten that the seas are the dominion of the great Aegir.

As the life-giving water washes away your disgusting chocolate, I feel my powers return. I pick up a blue whale, whose tongue alone weighs as much as an elephant, and hurl it at you with great force.

The whale hits you with the force of a speeding locomotive, hurling you from the top of the hill and trapping you under its gigantic penis. I leisurely walk over from the shore, taking time to admire the scenery, hardly concealing my revulsion at that river of chocolate still flowing sluggishly, and claim my hill.