Well well 2000 posts! I have some catching up to do!! Congratulations on such effort over the years!
My 4 keywords for you:
PLUGGED PIGGY:
USELESS:
HORNY PIGGY:
JUST A THING:
Now my task for you...
You will insert your butt plug and write on yourself, "Determined Piggy" you now have an exercise routine to do, only wearing the plug:
40 Jumping Jacks
20 Press ups
30 Sit ups
20 Squat Thrusts
30 seconds of planking
then finally 15 seconds of side planks on each side
You are to do these back to back, if you fail to complete the whole workout, you need to write a line on your body for each exercise missed and then you need to drink a quantity of water to rehydrate...make this proportionate to the number of exercises you weren't able to do, i.e. 1 glass for each 3 exercises, then when you do finally go to the bathroom, it must be into a bucket, and this should be poured over yourself in the shower before you bathe
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