1.... have your penis stroked while your ass being licked OR your penis sucked while your ass being finger fucked
Seeing that I don't take anal as well as I used to I definitely would have to go with the first choice. May feel better anyway. While I don't think a single finger would cause too many problems, I'm still picking the first choice anyway.
2.... get covered in a very messy mix of foods OR get a pie thrown in your face
Definitely get a pie in the face. I'm not a big fan of messy as a kink.
The pie is only one thing and regardless of what kind it was, it just seems like it would be easier to clean up than a whole pantry being poured on you.
3... suck somebody's toes OR have your toes sucked by somebody
While it does go against my submissive nature I would prefer to have my toes sucked. I don't have a foot fetish, but at the same time I don't find them completely disgusting. But judging by what feet can be like and what they can pick up while walking, eh...dont want to take my chances.
4... make a naked snow angel in private OR go to a sauna with a group of (vague) acquaintances
As temperature variances go I am much more acceptable with cold than heat. Plus snow angel is in private and something done very quickly. The sauna could change the relationship you have with vague acquaintances, depending on what goes in the sauna, so yeah definitely would pick the snow angel.
5... do 69 lying on top OR do 69 lying at the bottom
Anytime I've imagined a 69 in my head i've always been on the bottom.
Probably play into my submissive nature and/or I'm a bigger guy. Plus being facesitted is one of my fantasies that I hope to live out in real life someday.
6... play strip poker with a group of strangers OR go to a sauna (naked) with a group of close friends
There are a couple of variables that make this difficult to answer this question fairly. For what is the skill level of these stranger and are they safe and sane, and will anything happen afterwards. While most of my sexual encounters have been with strangers...my poker skills are not the best. Seeing that I don't know these people the best and if something terribly bad could happen while it would change the relationship just a smidgen, I'd take the sauna. It seems like a safer bet.
7... talk on the phone with customer service (or something similar vanilla) while masturbating OR while getting fucked
I believe the masturbation would be less conspicuous. While the breathing would be a bit heavier, I think it would be more obvious if I was being fucked or fucking depending on what you mean by the context of the question as technically speaking there's only a handful of ways a guy can be fucked per se. So yeah I'd masturbate to take away the pain of being on hold with customer service.
8... buy only a cucumber and vaseline in the supermarket OR a large dildo in a physical sex shop
You know I pride myself on finding loopholes and I'm going to use that ability here. I would buy a cucumber and vaseline in a supermarket...and use a self-service checkout instead of interacting with a person. I know all about buying embarrassing items and interacting with people, never again thank you.
9... have kinky/sexual time with 12 different people at the same time on a single day OR kinky/sexual time with 12 different people, 1 each month
Variety is the spice of life. I have no idea how I would be able to interact in an orgy of 12 people. Granted all my encounters have been one on one. However, I would pick the 12 different people in the expanse of a year. I think I would be able to manage better and wouldn't be too overwhelmed.
10... have your cock head pierced OR get an asshole tattoo
I've never had a piercing, I've never had a tattoo. i don't know what the pain threshold is between the two. However, the tattoo sounds less painful because I can bring tears to my eyes just having a clothespin on my head. Also piercings can become infected. I suppose to some agree tattoos can be too and the tattoo is in a less conspicuous place. So yeah going with the tatoo.
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