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Originally Posted by Wolf007
Granted! Your blatter did shrink a little in the curing process unfortunately...you now almost need to run from one public restroom to another because you have to go ALL the time.
I wish I'd succeed in anything i want to try in life.
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Wish granted! You'll succeed in everything.
You'll get the best job ever, the one you always wanted. Richness beyond imagination. A royal mansion populated by all the girls you wanted to fall at your feet. You'll get good at everything you ever wanted to learn and you'll be so successfull in sports and training that you'll win every competition and your body will be perfect. Exactly as you always wanted.
Sadly, you'll notice soon enough that you already got everything that you wanted and the desire for everything will start to fade. At first, for competitions. "What's the point if I already know I'm going to win!?" and little by little that feeling will seep into every aspect of your life.
By your fifties, you will not even want to try and raise yourself from the bed, and you'll spend there all your remaining time on this Earth, watching the ceiling.
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I wish I could get people naked by looking at them and snapping my fingers.