Did you get spanked as a child?
No, my parents were kind of modern
If yes, did you benefit from it or do you resent your spanker?
./.
What is the most disturbing thing that turns you on?
Being a human toilet
Would it be legal for you to perform your wildest fantasy?
Just one of my fantasies
If you began masturbating with the object to your left, would it make you cum?
No, my leather sofa isn't really erotic
Have you ever gotten drunk and done something embarrassing?
Yes
If yes, what?
Fell from my bicycle and broke a collarbone
Would you rather, be caught every time you masturbated by a parent/sibling or announce to your family every time you were about to masturbate?
Neither sounds like something I would ever like. If I had to choose, rather be caught
Do you get aroused by inanimate objects such as chairs, etc?
No
If you could suck yourself off, would you?
I tried, but not successfully and would love to do it
Where did you buy/get the underwear that you're wearing right now?
Not wearing underwear right now :-)
What would your reaction be if your parents/siblings had just gone through your whole computer: Pics, videos, documents, internet history etc?
I would be shocked and would have much to explain
If you stripped naked right now, would you get embarrassed?
Yes, my daughter just arrived
What's the minimal amount of clothing you'd wear in public?
Nothing, on a nude beach, a shorts anywhere else
Have you ever been caught looking at another guys dick at a urinal?
No, as I just don't look
Has anyone that wasn't supposed to, ever seen you with an erection?
I don't think so
What was the most awkward erection you've ever had?
I don't remember any awkward erection
Do you feel better being treated like lesser of a person?
Don't get the question (sorry, no native speaker)
Type in 'X' into your browser and copy and paste the first website that shows up:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/X
If you inserted an object into your ass right now, would it come out clean or dirty?
Quite clean right now
Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
No, just sweatpants and a t-shirt, no underwear
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