1.) Are you a guy or a girl? Guy
2.) How old? 33
3.) Straight/bi/gay/tranny? Straight
4.) First sex act you performed on yourself? Masturbation. I do remember liking edges a lot, when I was a kid. Didn't know what the fuck it was yet but I loved it haha
5.) First sex act you performed on another? Heavy petting and fingering, but I have some really distant memories of plays as a child, with both a male friend and a female friend. Nothing huge, just a bit of exploring our bodys.
6.) Who did you perform number 5 upon? A friend of my brother that was quite older than me
7.) First time you had a sex act performed upon you? An handjob and some distant memories as above
8.) Who performed number 7? The same friend of my brother. She was totally up for teaching me everything haha
9.) Do you watch porn? Not often, really. Mostly for girls that like to be sent some, to check if it's quality. I like to close my eyes and use my fantasy for masturbating.
10.) Do you masturbate whilst watching? Might sound funny, but even when I do, I finish off on my fantasy. I go near and then close my eyes and keep on going from there.
11.) Have you ever watched porn with anyone else? Sure. The most hilarious memory of this is from middle school. Our first porn tapes and such, they were so rare and magical. I clearly remember when we found a VHS that somebody threw away and it was like having found a treasure. Internet was not easy to access and it was difficult for a kid to get porn. We would find ourselves in 4-5 boys at a friend house and masturbate, everyone jerking off at the same time haha. We saw that fucking VHS thousand time, I can still remember the details. Lot of anal gaping there.
12.) If answer to 11 is yes, then who? As described above and then with my ex and with some friends (both male and female).
13.) Have you ever had sex in a bed? Sure
14.) Have you ever had sex in a bath/shower/bathroom? Yup
15.) Have you ever had sex in a car? Hmm don't think so!? If I did, too drunk or high to remember.
16.) What's the biggest age gap between you and a sexual partner? She was 14 years older than me.
17.) Have you ever had sex in public? Absolutely. Love it.
18.) If answer to 17 is yes, where? Outside of school, a lot. In the city square at evening. Soft things on a bus. In nature. At the park. In an hotel public spaces. Beach/sea. Can't recall of others right now.
19.) What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Vanilla wise, there was this girl that we used to go 3/4 on one on daily basis, for the longest time. Lot of semi-public things both on myself and with others. Playing online I had others do (and did myself) things that are quite extreme hehe
20.) What's the kinkiest thing you'd ever consider doing? I'm up for ANYTHING if the partner likes it and I'm into her. Literally anything beside the usual common sense stuff. Has to be consensual and not involve kids or animals. The rest if fair game to me.
21.) Have you ever knowingly broken the law through some form of sex? Not strictly for sexual things, beside public play.
22.) If so, what? Being naked in public and having sex in public spaces is the only strictly sexual one that comes to mind.
23.) Have you ever had webcam sex? Nah. Not really a fan. If I had a relationship with someone that lives far, I would totally go for it.
24.) Have you ever had phone sex? A bit, but I'm not that into it. Luckily I always had partners that were near.
25.) Have you ever had a dildo used on you by another person? Nope, but I always wanted to try and be pegged by a strong woman. Before or after pegging her of course
Extra Questions for Virgins (non virgins welcome to answer)
26.) When do you want to lose your virginity? N/A
27.) Who, in an ideal world, would you lose it to? To one of my teachers at school. She was so fucking hot. My wet dream for years
28.) What's the most perverted thing you've done whilst able to see other people? On summer camp there was this shared shower that let us see through in the female one and we would take turns at jerking off while looking
29.) Have you ever masturbated over a teacher/family member/neighbour? For the teacher see above. On my older cousin, she's so hot. Never had a neighbour that was masturbation-worthy, sadly. Would probably go directly for her if she was hehe
30.) Did you come on GetDare with the intention of losing your v-card? N/A