I feel obliged to go first.
1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
My last Halloween costume was a zombie. I'll wear that.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
The stocks, because it raises fewer questions.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My Mum.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
You mean I can shit myself and cry and get away with it? Baby.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys. I'd feel like *that* creep the other way around.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass
or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait out the week.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance from Karen Gillan? *drools*.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans. I can hold it in.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15, why the hell not?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup. Breasts that big would hurt your back.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn horn. For jousting!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub, because what the fuck kind of night out are you having for the nightclub one? I want in!
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball-gag. Because I dunno why.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
I already grow a jungle. I have a monkey down there. I call him Steve.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted. It was a lass I used to know at Uni.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
My kitchen fridge. I can deal with family.