[DareFiend]

Things have gotten quiet here. Hmmm, I wonder how bad this could get -

This is about hits to my balls.

KEYWORDS

ONE - I will hit my balls 5 times for EACH instance of this word
TWO - I will hit my balls 20 times for every TWO instances of this word
THREE - I will hit my balls 50 times for every THREE instances of this word
FOUR - I will hit my balls 100 times for every FOUR instances of this word
FIVE - I will hit my balls 500 times for every FIVE instances of this word

Please note!

You are allowed only ONE keyword per post
You may post again only after another person's post or after one hour.
My posts that tally current counts do NOT count as "another person's post."
All other posts by me do count as "another person's post."
No "DOUBLE" or other multipliers allowed


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