[Juanmessy]

As its your birthday coming up, we might as well make you into a cake.

Cake ingredients
You can start with some what (take a little cold shower)
Now, let's mix in the flour (pour a small bowl of flour over your wet head and body)
And for the eggs (crack them over your head)
And maybe a little milk (mix some corn starch into it and thicken it up and pour it over yourself)
And don't forget the sugar (powdered sugar )
Mix it up good (rub it all over your body)
Now bake (optional: get a heater and lay in the bathtub with a heater on your for 20 minutes)
Now time for the toppings
Icing (rub it all over your stomach and breast)
Maybe a little chocolate sauce and whipped cream
Finally, finish it off with a little ice cream on the side. What q delicious birthday cake