[Night Drifter]

Originally Posted by Jaro

10 new 'would you rather' questions for you. Please not only make a choice but explain your answer as well!

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
Much less unpleasant, plus if its random, odds are I don't know them.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
I think that I'd be able to eat it quickly or explain it off as a gag food item. Plus, much more enjoyable

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
I'm pretty quiet when I cum and there are mute functions

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
I'm guessing someone would piss anyway, and this way it's not only piss

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
This just seems like it could be fun and entertaining.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

This one is just a bunch more fun
7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
Odds are better cleanliness

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
Best of both worlds!

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
I can choose the person, so odds are I'll at least like them.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Much less time to earn a living. By far worth it for the free time.