There doesn't seem to be enough teachers, so I guess I'll sign up!
Hello students!
My name is Mr. Ian, and I am 21. I'll be teaching chemistry (science: masturbating, porn, and light anal), so students bring your lab equipment and textbooks. In addition, I'll be serving as the Gym teacher (exercise, out doors, hidden public, and light bladder control, conditioning), and coaching football (Sports: exercise, humiliation, public, watersports, wedgie,and pain). For those of you who are joining the team, good luck.
Get ready for class tomorrow students.
Spoiler:
Name: Mr. Ian; Age: 21; Subjects: Science; Electives: Gym and Sports