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Old 06-14-2015, 07:06 AM   #13
An_Jon
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1. What's your favorite kind of porn to watch? Why does it turn you on?

I honestly don't often watch porn. I do, however, have a tumblr with lots of porny-kinky thing on it for when I feel in that mood.

2. Have you ever masturbated to the thought of a friend or peer? Were you able to look them in the eye afterwards?

Yes I have, and yes I was.

3. A family members walks in on you during a sexual act. Would you rather be giving oral sex or receiving oral sex when they come in?

Why not both?

4. What character would you like to fuck the most from the last movie you watched? The one you'd least like to?

The last movie I watch was Birdman.

Most like to - Emma Stone, duh.
Least like to - Edward Norton.


5. Do you prefer girls to be shaved or have pubic hair?

Touch question - Imma say shaved, but it's really nothing important.

6. Do you like armpit hair (on either gender) or is the sight of it a huge turn off for you?

I wouldn't say I care, really.

7. What was the most humiliating dare you've ever done or given to someone?

Given - I don't think you can beat making people bargain for orgasms with everything they have available to them. That's a pretty humiliating experience, and great for a power exchange.

Received - I was once made to bark like a dog whenever I wanted to cum.I don't want to talk about it any more. Woof.


8. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done for sexual pleasure?

See above.

9. A celebrity sends you nudes by accidents. Pick who you would want it to be if it was a girl and if it was a boy. Answer for both.

Female - Karen Gillan.
Male - Josh Hutcherson.


10. Your phone malfunctions and posts your nudes onto your social media. What site would you prefer it be on?

Tumblr - wouldn't out of place there.

11. A gun is held to your head, and the robber tells you that you will either eat his ass or get fucked by his dog. Which one do you decide to choose?

Doesn't sound like a very good robber if they're not stealing something. Eat out their ass, why not?

12. Boys: do you like having your balls sucked?
Girls: do you like having your tits sucked?

Eh, it doesn't do anything for me.

13. Thirteen is an unlucky number. Has anything bad ever happened to you during sex/while masturbating (I.e. you hit your head, you started bleeding, you got cum in your eye)?

I once had sex with a girl who hadn't wiped her ass properly after going to the toilet. Halfway through I noticed my dick was literally covered in shit. We weren't even doing anal, she was just on top (It was the underside of my dick that was covered).

14. What's a kink that you used to dislike but now find really hot?

Consentual nonconsent

15. Would you prefer to watch porn you find disgusting and be forced to masturbate, or would you rather watch your favorite kind of porn but not be allowed to touch yourself?

Favourite kind and not touch myself.

16. Would you rather someone pee or cum in your ass?

Cum. Is that even a choice?

17. Describe your ideal sexual partner (in terms of appearance). If you're pan or bi, describe one of each gender.

Girl - Fairly athletic, but not like super skinny. Great ass. One that looks great both kneeling and being knelt in front of.

Guys - pretty much the same as above.


18. Your best friend finds out about the last way you masturbated. What is it that they learn about you?

I like to masturbate thinking about guys sometimes.

19. What's the weirdest kink you've ever heard of?

Definitely bug chasers. People who actively look to get infected with HIV, or something along those lines. So much money spent trying to eradicate the disease and cure all the people who it has torn apart, and they seek to extenuate the issue. Bastards.

20. If forced, would you rather have hot wax poured on your nipples or have them electro shocked?

Electro shocked, easy peasy.

21. What is something that you have always wanted to try sexually, but haven't done yet?

Like, full-on pet play. Or kidnap fantasies (consentual, of course.)

22. You find out that your partner (real or imaginary) has a huge kink. What do you hope it is?

BONDAGE

23. Do you prefer to be slapped in the face with a dick or a hand?

Dick, please.

24. Do you like being called/calling other people derogatory names (I.e. slut, pig, cum slut)? How does it make you feel and why do you like it?

Eh, the moment has to be right.

Calling - bitch, slut, boy, fucktoy.
Called - much the same, really.


25. If you could choose one fictional character from a book to come alive and have sex with you, who would it be?

Amy Pond - the Doctor Who books. Is that cheating? Yes. Do I care? No.

26. Pretend that you have a master/mistress. She/he tells you that you can not cum until they either spank your ass until it's bruised or finger your pussy/give you a handjob with toothpaste or Icy Hot as lube. Which one do you choose?

Spanks, please.

27. You do something that you know you aren't supposed to do and get in trouble with your master/mistress. What will they deny you and what punishment could they give that would hurt you the most?

Deny me contact with them.

28. Would you rather have anal and accidentally have it get messy, or have oral where you/your partner gags and throws up?

Given my previous experience with a messy bum, the oral.

29. A friend on GetDare sends you some very sexual proof pics, and you realize that it is your boss/favorite teacher. What do you do with the pics and the information?

Don't tell them it's me. They're in a real life position of power over me, and that could be very detrimental. Just end contact with them immediately. Say you're not interested and move on, far away.

The next time you see them, repress the image, and continue with life.


30. You go out with you friends and get incredibly drunk. Your friends talk you into going to a tattoo and piercings shop, but you pass out when you get there after telling the workers to do "Whatever they wanted." When you wake up, what are the humiliating things they've done to you?

I don't know yet, the tatoo's on my back and I haven't found a mirror yet.
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