[pet monkey]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?
Having my neck or ears chewed on
Being given rules
Playing with my nipples
Light to moderate pain (increasing as I get turned on more)
Sexy stories
Intelligent people
Multi-colored hair/tattoos
Spanking
Handcuffs
The sound of a female orgasm! (Seriously, THE. BEST. PART. OF. SEX!)

Five things that turn you off?
Rude people
Anal
Blood
Beastiality
Scat

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
Clothespins
Cuffs (Hand, Leg and Thumb)
Fleshlight Vibro
O-Ring Gag


What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
Chastity Device

What is your favorite toy?
Toss up between the Fleshlight and the cuffs

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
My 4 hr naked drive

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
put icy hot on my penis and balls and nipples and tied my hands above my head, so I had to untie my hands before I could clean up or anything. Once the icy hot started kicking in I was dancing a LOT trying to get free.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare? Drinking pee

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you? My ex once put one of her dildos in my butt. Wasn't very big.

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how? Well, if you're counting edging, like 7 times a day now

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny? I'm talking to an awesome person now and she has been giving me tasks/rules leading up to us playing more exclusively once her time frees up.

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy? Can't really think of anything that I would qualify as perverted or twisted.

What is your favourite fantasy, if different? Being tied down and completely at the mercy of a woman who wants nothing more than to tease the hell out of me.

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee? Cum: NO, Pussy Juice: Yes, please Pee: No thank you.

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for? Once I was tied up overnight

Describe the most sexy outfit you own? Don't really own anything I'd say was 'sexy'

What do you like about Getdare? I like reading a lot of the stories and dares

What do you dislike about getdare? It seems like there are a lot of people that just aren't real

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing? Don't think I've really done enough yet to say

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
See answer above

What two things do you love the most. Why?
Giving control to someone else
Making people happy

What do you hate the most?
Failing

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Video games mostly

What is your greatest strength?
Thinking my way around problems, creating solutions

What is your greatest weakness?
I'm a big introvert

What is your biggest vice?
Not sure

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Learn a new language

Which superpower would you most like?
Teleportation

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
Make someone else's

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Wait... you mean I'm not a kid anymore? Next you're going to tell me Santa isn't real either.. you are so going on the naughty list!

Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
Have a pet dragon

Cuddles, or sex?
Cuddles

Cake, or death?
Uh.. is there really an option there.. I'll take the cake please

Winter, or summer?
Winter

City or Country?
City

Classic, or 'new and improved'?
Classic

Dark or milk chocolate?
Milk

Dogs or cats?
Dogs

Fiction, or non-fiction?
Both

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
Picnic

Driving or walking?
Drive

Books, or films?
Books

Bacon, or cheese?
Bacon

Tea or Coffee?
Tea

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because no one lets the cats make the decisions, and probably for good reason, could you imagine? "Bring me the red dot now!"

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Because of the lemon lobbyists... duh!