First to the person above. You told her to moo then called her a pig. A bit contradicting.
Second, I have the perfect assignment for you.
Create a mud pool, thick and disgusting, with a few worms in it, either in your backyard or in an inflatable kiddy pool.
Fill your fat ass with a 2-3 L enema.
Prepare a big bowl of oatmeal, making it nice and sloppy. Place it next to the pool.
Now, enter the pool on all four, and roll, bath, and swim in the pool mud.
Once completely covered, hair included, release your enema in the pool, and swim around in your own waste for another 5 mins.
Finally without leaving the pool, devour the oatmeal like the fat slob of pork you are.
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