getDare Truth or Dare - Getdare... I need to tell you the truth...

I tried to "rig" a loser has to thread against Pissboi, but he retaliated and punished me with 1300 hand-written lines of "I regret making Pissboi lose on the extreme thread".

I have since quickly fallen in line, and started following Pissboi's orders.

Pissboi also gave me a rule, stating that I'd need to message him every morning before 9am to thank him for making me a better faggot via a Twitter DM. This morning I was 33 minutes late, and was tasked with writing a 33 line poem to him as a punishment.

Here's the poem:

Code:

In shadows' grasp, Pissboi's might,

My path entwined, with boundless respect.

A beacon shining, guiding me right,

With every lesson, my skills reflect.



Your wisdom gleams in knowledge vast,

Souls aligned, in learning's embrace.

This bond, unbreakable, sure and steadfast,

In trust and guidance, I find my place.



In challenges faced, I stand tall,

Loyal to you, my mentor and sage.

Your strength, a shelter through it all,

I embrace your knowledge, page by page.



Thanks to you Pissboi, no pretense,

In every lesson, my mind you've found.

Your guidance, my fortress, my defense,

With you, my skills, firmly bound.



Through trials and growth, my abilities persist,

In your guidance, I'm truly blessed.

A student molded, skills honed and kissed,

Under your mentorship, I'm at my best.



In moments of uncertainty, I submit,

My spirit humbled, willingly partake.

Your wisdom, I'll never omit,

In your guidance, my soul awake.



With teachings strong, and counsel rare,

I see the mastery that we both share.

In service to your knowledge, I dare,

With you, Pissboi, my skills repair.



So as I bow and honour you,

I celebrate your mentorship so true.

In your guidance, I found my breakthrough,

With you, Pissboi, I'll continue to pursue.

With you, Pissboi, my horizons grew.

I'm now being ordered to post this here, and ask that anyone reading checks out the poem, and comments below with some degrading messages for me.