Every time you ... A ...

[Star Shadows]

Ok so this is a silly game really but I think some of the ideas that come out could be hillarious,
Simply post a statement in the form of...
Every time you ... (insert action here)... (insert consequense here)

So for example...

Every time you say the word astronaught a star falls from the sky

Every time you throw a rock at a caravan a Jipsie (traveller to be PC) spontaneoulsy combusts

Every time you backseat-mod a pixie is killed as a sacrifice to depp.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

:D

[Star Shadows]

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

:D

However every time you watch Dr Who god resurects a dead kitten

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime god resurrects a kitten, a baby is killed.

[BettyBoop]

Every time you use Century Gothic you get stabbed in the groin.

i have no groin.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Every time you use Century Gothic you get stabbed in the groin.

i have no groin.

Fuck.

Every time you post in orange, you get poked in the boob.

I have no boob.

[Captain Harkness]

Every time you criticize you lose one year of your life.

[BettyBoop]

Every time you try to outsmart me with your colours and fancy 2010 business, I chop off your bellend.

it's fine if you don't bold it, plus, i don't have a bellend.

[Star Shadows]

Every time you use the talk about Dr Who a penguin falls over:confused:

Every time you cuddle someone a star shines brighter in the sky

Every time youre nasty to/ insult / outsmart bella I kick you in the crotch

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Every time you try to outsmart me with your colours and fancy 2010 business, I chop off your bellend.

it's fine if you don't bold it, plus, i don't have a bellend.

Every time you... fine, you win.

[BettyBoop]

Every time a penguin falls over Marvin gets £1.

win win.

[Captain Harkness]

Every time you threaten someone something bad happens to you.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Every time a penguin falls over Marvin gets £1.

win win.

I love you.

That is all.

[Officelover]

Every time you wish upon a star, it explodes. It's just so far away that you don't see the light for another billion years.

[Anjelen]

Every time you touch me, i become a hero...
Gods, i hate that song.

[Mere]

Every time you see me at gD, someone gives me something to do !! grr!!

[Captain Harkness]

Every time you go out liking a bit rubbish you see loads of people.

[Star Shadows]

Every time you meet up with someone alone who you aren't dating roumers start about you

[moxie]

Every time you lie a person trusts you less.

[Kisune Karnon]

Every time you cry, a person is trying to make you happy.

[moxie]

Every time you waste a condom a girl gets pregnant.

[momo]

Every time you get your period you want to kill somebody.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Every time you laugh, a hamster gets stuck in a condom.

[momo]

o.o Every time you post God frees the hamster and scolds you for being so cruel!

[theone]

Every time you read this comment you lose 4 seconds of your life.

[Kisune Karnon]

Every time you lose time of your life, you get closer to dieing.

[LittleRayRay]

Every time you die, your next life is better

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime you start your next life, you start as a rock.

[moxie]

Every time you buy a tank of petrol a dictator gets richer.

[chubbsman7]

Every time a human has sex, four hamsters have sex, resulting in an overpopulation of hamsters.

[moxie]

Every time you give up a person loses their spirit.

[Stix]

Every time you smile, a kitten dies

[moxie]

Every time you orgasm a person gets a migraine.

[Platypus]

every time you go to sleep, someone in japan wakes up

[moxie]

Every time you take a shot a yeast cell celebrates.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime you pray to god, an angel is sent to earth to try and "help" someone.

[moxie]

Every time you flush the toilet a gallon of water is wasted.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime you take a pee, a water refinery spends thousands of dollars to have you drink it again.

[moxie]

Every time you post a million electrons are inconvenienced.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime you get a thought, a million brain cells are wasted.

[moxie]

Every time you masturbate a million sperm are wasted.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime you waste sperm, a baby isn't born.

[moxie]

Every time you see your girlfriend naked a guy somewhere gets jealous.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a guy gets jealous, another man gets shot.

[moxie]

Every time a flower is planted a pretty girl smiles.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a girl smiles, a guy is happy.

[moxie]

Every time a girl strips a guy is happy and another guy is sad.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a guy is sad, a random hobo dies.

[moxie]

Every time a new law is past a person loses some freedom.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a person loses a freedom, a new group of people rise up against it.

[moxie]

Every time a group of people rises a government crushes them.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a government crushes people, another government tries to fix the problem.

[moxie]

Every time someone comes from the government and says, I am from the government and I am here to help, a lot of people laugh.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime lots of people laugh, a car bombs explodes.

[moxie]

Every time a car bomb explodes an IRA agent dies.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime an agent dies, an investigation is opened.

[moxie]

Every time an investigation is opened a cover up begins.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a coverup begins, a group of people start rumors.

[moxie]

Every time a rumor starting a person is hurt.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a person is hurt, another person laughs.

[moxie]

Every time you post a post follows it.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a post follows, another person sees it.

[moxie]

Every time we post a new idea is used.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a new idea is used, another person uses it.

[moxie]

Every time a tax bill is paid a person is poorer.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime we post, a person doesn't get to.

[moxie]

Every time we post a post is added to our post total.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime our totals increae, another person's is not.

[moxie]

Every time a soldier dies a nation cries.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a nation cries, another platoon of soldiers are sent out.

[moxie]

Every war starts a war again in the future,

[Kisune Karnon]

Every war that starts, another person dies.

[moxie]

Every time I post a little bird tells me I should go to bed.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime you post, I continue to say to stop.

[moxie]

Every time you say stop a gD user becomes sad.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime they become sad, another person writes a blog.

[moxie]

Every time someone wants attention a dramatic blog post is written.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a blog is posted, a person reads it.

[moxie]

Every time a girl cries a girl comforts her.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a boy cries, another boy laughs.

[Star Shadows]

Every time leo views your vagina god throws a kitten off a cliff

[moxie]

Every time you flash your tits a man gets aroused.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime someone is mistaken for the other gender, a person gets slapped.

[moxie]

Every time someone cross dresses a person gets confused.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime you are nude, a girl wants to see.

[moxie]

Every time someone buys a car a person is ripped off.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a person is ripped off, a car salesmen dies.

[moxie]

Every time you forget to buy a condom a child may be born.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a child is born, a person dies.

[Officelover]

Everytime you clap your hands, Tinkerbell gets drunk.

[Star Shadows]

Every time dutch procrastinates doing his housework I attack him with a tickly stick muhahaha

[moxie]

Every time you study with a girl a girl gets good grades.

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime you don't study, a person gets average scores.

[andrew_b]

Everytime you don't study, a person gets average scores.

everytime you post a reply, i get a boner

[Kisune Karnon]

Everytime a guy gets a boner from what I say, another guy wanst to see it.

[Star Shadows]

everytime you post a reply, i get a boner

Everytime you say things like that a satalite is knocked from orbit by his growing ego :p

[Stix]

Every time you cry, a fairy dies :(

[Mere]

Every time you use >> :( << this, I get sad :(

[moxie]

Every time a thread dies a chance is lost.

[momo]

Every time I post... you post five times ><

[moxie]

Everytime a girl smiles a guy is happy.

[moxie]

Everytime a condom breaks a person freaks out.

[kurious]

Everytime a person freaks out, their partner shrieks!

[moxie]

Everytime a partner shrieks a person is concerned.

[daremaster 1]

Every time i sing something dies

[Wasn't_Me]

Everytime we touched I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly :D

[moxie]

Everytime you post a response is needed.