Post something completely made up about the person above.

[Amelie]

Yes, another fun forum thread from me

The aim of this is to post something made up and fun about the person above you, for example "Amelie has a scar on her left knee where her pet seal once bit her thinking she was a fish"

The above example is rather pathetic, sorry

Anyways, keep on topic and have fun.

P.S sorry if this is in the wrong area

[Eon_Blade]

Amelie is actually a flamingo. I know this because she sent me the pictures. I was shocked. :D

[interesting]

Eon_Blade doesn't actually own a blade, nor is it made of Eon.

It's false advertising, really.

[Karada4u]

Interesting's other signon on GetDare is BadBadKitty.

By day he is a mild-mannered writer of love stories, but by night he is dressed in his catsuit prowling around town, hissing and clawing for Pussy's rights to everybody he meets.

[MasterPain]

karada4u is really a man!

[dareboy2]

masterpain, likes to steal goats and sleep with them

[Dreamawake]

Dareboy2 likes to work the corner on Saturday nights to earn money so that he can feed his pet iguana. (:

wow, that was dumb.

[Pingu]

Dreamawake has an elephant called Herbert.

[joe_jarman]

pingu is a real penguin. omg

[dareboy2]

Dareboy2 likes to work the corner on Saturday nights to earn money so that he can feed his pet iguana. (:


HOW DO YOU KNOW!!!!!:mad: lol

Joe runs a circus out of the back of his hot dog truck

[cheese101]

The 'lamp' in dareboy2's avatar is not a lamp after all it is all a lie. It is just what you think it is. If happened to him one Saturday night

[Bloxo]

cheese is actually lactose intollerant and due to his bitterness has burnt down at least three farms in each country he has been to.

[Amelie]

Over 60% of bloxo's posts are made during his sleep.

[BettyBoop]

Amelie has in total 13 toes.

[Eon_Blade]

BettyBoop is actually a computer program written to post messages; the prophecy is she will destroy getDare with all her posts one day :D.

[Lolly]

Eon Blade is actually just a wooden stick that bugs are decomposing as we speak. :D

[interesting]

Lolly's last name is Pop.

It is short for Poppinfrazzlediddlewannabelittlemerrysunshinelove.

[BettyBoop]

Interesting has 17 children, all of which are painfully boring.

[cheese101]

Bella eats nail polish and will also eat lipstick. She loves the red kind and hates the invisible because it gets all over her.

[ferret604]

chese101 uses that whisk on his/her genitals for pain

[cheese101]

HAHA FERRET TOLD THE TRUTH ON THIS THREAD


(That is the lie btw)

Another:


Ferret is actually a mouse who eats cheese. Who I might have to kill if he aproaches me

[ferret604]

ok ill stay away as cheese is a serial whisk murderer

[BettyBoop]

Ferret, actually owns 2 ferrets and is part ferret. He lives on ferret road, and his middles name is ferret.
He is allergic to ferrets.

[Tiger]

Betty's real name is Betty. :D

[emo boy]

BettyBoop bummed a donkey, the had a pee in its drinking water

[interesting]

Hairless is actually the hairiest person on the planet; he holds the world record for the hairiest clavicles.

Look it up.

[crystal]

Interesting is really annyoing sometimes

[lokelake]

Crystal spelled her own username wrong.

[interesting]

Crystal: Aren't you supposed to be telling a lie? :)

Crystal once joined the circus because she wanted to date the clowns, but she realized they were all actually giants seen from afar.

And lokelake is neither a loke nor a lake; he is actually a river.

[lokelake]

And Interesting is neither a mammal or a bird, he is a shark.

[crystal]

Loke is netheir a guy nor a girl Loke is IT

[Coyote]

Crystal Is a porn star

[Krystal]

Coyote is in fact not an actual coyote but a house cat in disguiese.

[Elin0553]

Krystal is not actuly made of rock, Krystal is made of a cheap imiatation of rocks made to loook like Crystals.

Also, people, Krystal is a vegan and will not eat pussy or beef....oiamo that was weak..lol

[Bloxo]

Elin contrary to her avatar goes condor hunting at weekends and enjoys bird eggs on toast.

[Amelie]

bloxo is an account I made to make these threads look popular.

[interesting]

Amelie is actually three people: a human being, a cat and a fairy; there are hints that allow you to tell which one is talking to you.

[lokelake]

Interesting believes there are no stars in space.

[mikemo]

lokelake sleeps with chickenpot pies for pellows

[firebat180]

Mikemo is not human nor animal, he is a werewolf who was born born from Chuck Norris´s beard (c´mon, someone had to make a chuck norris bad joke)

[crystal]

Crystal Is a porn star

IS NOT!!!!!

Firebat is really nice

[Eon_Blade]

Crystal tells everyone she wants to sleep with that she's not a porn star to fool them into doing it :P.

[naked40]

Eon Blade is really Nelson Mandella

[interesting]

Naked40 was actually born with a medical condition that prevents him from taking his clothes off; in addition, he skjpped from age 39 to 41 because of a singular cosmic event on the exact moment of his birth.

[Anjelen]

Interesting is really a hamster, here to gain our trust so we will go quietly when the hamster revolt starts.

[Mere]

Angelen has a black face and likes to play with clay! :eek:

[Ninjota]

Mere is really a 63 year old Colombian Cartel Boss XD

[Mere]

Ninjota is not a ninja.. he desires attention! :eek:

[Stix]

Ok...I'll say something completely made up and false...

Mere is the ugliest, most horrible, unattractive, mean person in the whole world :)

(of course that was made up) :D

[Ninjota]

Stix is really a stone :rolleyes:

[Mere]

Ninjota is actually a stone!!! And a homosexual :eek:

[moxie]

Mere is pregnant.

[theone]

Moxie's real name is Patrick Henry

[Sharp Nacelle]

According to sources in government, theone is leader of an alien invasion force sent to steal Earth's precious brass reserves.

[Dune]

sharp nacell actually created the nacell that was on the starship enterprise

[Stardares]

Dune is made of sand.

[danrob88]

Stardares has four alien nipples, you know, the kind that have teeth lol

[iJade]

Well, danrob I know I promised I wouldn't tell anyone... but well I have to. This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Seriously.
He has three nipples. He's also known as Triceratits. :P

[danrob88]

How dare you iJade you promised :( Well now I'm going to tell everybody your big secret.

She really hates Poke'mon. She can't stand it! She only says she likes it to fit in.

[iJade]

http://textspace.net/img/1301325195_42117888_1301325195.gif
Well, well... that hamster you have as an avatar is really one that you kidnapped and re-orientated for your own psychosexual desires. :s Yeah... that, and you smell. Like, really really bad. I mean like... when you walk in- my hair loses all colour. o_o

[danrob88]

Stop telling everybody my secrets :(

Well guess what everybody? iJade's glasses aren't even real. They're just clear plastic :p

[moxie]

Danrob likes to dance with leopards.

[getdared1]

the tree in moxies avatar is actually plastic

[sir_snake1134]

Getdared has actually never done a dare.

[AlmightyElemental]

Snake is really just an Earthworm!

[Sharp Nacelle]

AE likes to feed grapes to his great-grandfather.

[sir_snake1134]

When you get right down to it, Sharp is neither sharp, nor any sort of covering.

[AlmightyElemental]

Snake likes to touch himself to reruns of Party of Five.

[princessjessie]

almighty was the 1st monkey in space

[Sharp Nacelle]

princessjessie weighs 25 stone and hasn't see her knees in 6 years.

[Embii]

Sharp is in fact a windmill

[alpha]

The kitten in Angel's avatar is the cat god killed the first time she masturbated.

[AlmightyElemental]

Alpha got his name from the popular animated wolf feature "Alpha and Omega" and is, in fact, the Alpha from the title.

[G.J.]

AlmightyElemental is in fact a god of elemental conditions, and is so powerful that he even managed to conjure a rainbow on a sheep.

[irish]

G.J. is not from ireland he really is a 'total friken rockstar from mars'

[Dune]

irish built the island of fiji

[bottomb]

Dune says he is from Mars but he really from Arraccus and it truned on by "Worm Sign" marks in the sand....

[irish]

dune is a wrong i built the island of togo

[maddy09]

irish is German
(this message is not longer too short)

[Embii]

Irish hates green

[Sharp Nacelle]

Angel is a satanist. She sacrifices goats to her Lord and prays for the apocalypse.

[Embii]

Sharp made up the quote in his sig.

[G.J.]

It is said that Angel believes that the angel kitten in her avatar is real, and she is hoping that one day this kitten will come to her and cure her insanity with one simple purr. She stays awake until 6am every morning, staring out of her window at the rising sun, awaiting the day that the light of the kittens wings will appear over the horizon and save her.

[DarkAndEvil]

GJ's avatar shows his actual eye, as he is a cyclops

[AlmightyElemental]

DarkAndEvil's Avatar really shows the only existing photo of the explosion of his home planet, Craktus 201, which was overwhelmed when a misguided scientist, Dark's father (and mother, long story) decided to reverse their planet's Global Cooling effect by filling every tree around the world with miniature nuclear bombs.

[princessjessie]

almighty is a balding chimp like Karl Pilkington :)

[alpha]

Although princessjessie says she's usually in a gym, she actually spends most of her time in front of the fridge.

[kmacroxs]

alpha is really a Decepticon bent on destroying the Earth

[Embii]

kmacroxs is in fact a ghost, his whole family including him were killed by the monster in his picture.

[sir_snake1134]

xXxAngelxXx was the one who sent the monster to kmacroxs family.

[Embii]

SirSnake actually prefers lizards to snakes.

[Fixation]

Angel really has devil horns.

[sir_snake1134]

Fixation actually has a severe case of A.D.D and thus cant fixate on anything.

[fetish18]

sir snake once walking into his class and saw his teacher using a snake to pleasure himself.

[Embii]

fetish18 only has 1 fetish. Fingernails.

[kmacroxs]

Angel is not even an angel, they're really a demon disguised as an angel

[shhhh]

kmacroxs is a cylon ad will break your baby's neck. Rawr.

[DarkAndEvil]

shhhh is very loud and abusive in person, contrary to her name. She particularly enjoys shouting at fat women in leggings

[shhhh]

Dark and Evil once lived in a beautiful house by a lake, where he frolicked with his pet iguana. They sat in the sun, ate peanut-putter sandwiches, and threw rocks at the neighbor kids. Unfortunately, they had to move away after a while. As a goodbye present, the iguana (who couldn't go with them) ate one of the neighbors and regurgitated them in the shape of a rainbow. Darky was pleased and sad at the same time. To this day the pukebow sits in a place of honor above his bed.

[TorD4life]

Dark and Evil once lived in a beautiful house by a lake, where he frolicked with his pet iguana. They sat in the sun, ate peanut-putter sandwiches, and through rocks at the neighbor kids. Unfortunately, they had to move away after a while. As a goodbye present, the iguana (who couldn't go with them) ate won of the neighbors and regurgitated them in the shape of a rainbow. Darky was pleased and sad at the same time. To this day the pukebow sits in a place of honor above his bed.

shhhh knows the difference between one and won :p

[Embii]

TorD4life has only ever played tord once. And never wants to do it again.

[DarkAndEvil]

Angel got her name from making naked snow-angels when she was young

[Star Shadows]

^^Is light and saintly

[DarkAndEvil]

^^Is light and saintly
I'm glad you can see that :)

Star_Shadows was born on a spaceship in the shadow of the star Sigma-4. There was an emergency onboard ship, and she was cast into space aboard a lifeship, teaching her as she grew up onboard. There was a fault with the onboard teaching system, meaning she saw no pictures for the second half of the journey to earth. As a result, she has become obsessed with taking pictures and recording things.

[Embii]

Shadows has in fact only been here a month or two, she has brainwashed everybody online and hacked into the site to change her statistics.

[DarkAndEvil]

Angel can juggle bowls of soup

[Horse.Chic]

DarkAndEvil is actually the opposite of his username.

[Embii]

^^Is light and saintly
DarkAndEvil is actually the opposite of his username.
Horse Chic never does anything remotely similar to something that's been done before :P

[Horse.Chic]

Angel is very wrong about that :p

[interesting]

Horse.Chic really wanted to be a ballerina growing up, but did not have the feet for it, hooves and all.

[kmacroxs]

interesting is really Zurg coming to kill Buzz Lightyear

[shhhh]

shhhh knows the difference between one and won :p
Oh crap. Thanks.

kmacroxs just wants somebody to love. They're hoping that the Raikou in their signature will attract their soulmate.

[the fish]

shhhh always does a fancy jig before eating

[Star Shadows]

I'm glad you can see that :)

Star_Shadows was born on a spaceship in the shadow of the star Sigma-4. There was an emergency onboard ship, and she was cast into space aboard a lifeship, teaching her as she grew up onboard. There was a fault with the onboard teaching system, meaning she saw no pictures for the second half of the journey to earth. As a result, she has become obsessed with taking pictures and recording things.

OMG you caught me! I'm actually an alien :o with the intentions of site domination ... First getDare... Then THE WORLD

^^ on a lighter note the fish is actually a cat and has a deadly fish allergy- if he even so much as looks at a fish for too long the reaction is enough to leave him in hospital.

[Embii]

Shadows beleives that photography is the root of all evil and only pursues it because she worsips Satan.
No offence Star

[Sharp Nacelle]

Angel's real name is Barry. He lives in Somerset and works as a secretary for a small firm of lawyers. He enjoys horseriding and younger men. Sadly, Barry is addicted to painkillers.

[DarkAndEvil]

Sharp Nacelle comes from a long line of knife jugglers.

[shhhh]

Last year, DarkandEvil's smash blockbuster hit grossed 2 million. Pesos. That's why you've never heard of them in the movie business.

[DarkAndEvil]

shhhh sued Björk for the unauthorised use of her username in Björk's 1995 "It's Oh So Quiet". shhhh won, and was largely responsible for the takings of DarkAndEvil Enterprises' blockbuster "Take Me Big Boy" (English title), showing exclusively at adult cinemas in Mexico

[loke]

Kissed puppysean.

[SophieAnn]

Loke is the son of the trickster God with the same name who conned him to sharing all his powers for a day. He then joined the Truth or Dare club to see how much mischief he could cause during this time. Loki has yet to figure out how long one day is supposed to last...

[Sharp Nacelle]

SophieAnn is the personal masseur of Nicholas Sarkozy and is blackmailing him.

[shhhh]

Sharp Nacelle is in remedial English. She's so bad, in fact, that she has to dictate to a secretary to chat here.

[DareRussian]

shhhh was born with 3 nipples,

on her face.

[Embii]

The woman in DareRussian's avatar is his mother.

[femdomslave]

Angel loves getting cum in her eyes...O.o

[Embii]

femdomslave's ideal Dom would be 60, 300 pounds, 4'2", male

[moxie]

xXxAngelxXx loves to be a cam slave for random people.

[iJade]

moxie is really a dinosaur. She didn't become extinct because she sold her soul to the Devil for a game of catch. Meteors are BAD for catch. ;) Just so you know next time moxie.

[moxie]

iJade loves to party at night clubs.

[Embii]

Moxie is in love with a fairy named Satan

[Sharp Nacelle]

Moxie is a coke dispenser.

Edit: And so is Angel.

[moxie]

Sharp loves to drink warm flat beer.

[Embii]

Moxie actually is the tree in his pic

[irish]

XXXANGELXX is perfectly sane

[moxie]

Irish loves to be naked in public.

[willsmall]

moxie thinks a conjunction is a place where railway lines meet.

[DarkAndEvil]

willsmall is actually 7foot square

[iJade]

iJade loves to party at night clubs.

So much for made up. :P
And DarkAndEvil is actually fluffy, happy and completely not evil at all... *shifts eyes* and I do not have a gun to my head to say that. o.O
K, can I go now? :rolleyes:

[DarkAndEvil]

and I do not have a gun to my head to say that. o.O
K, can I go now? :rolleyes:

*hides gun*

iJade hates lounge games

[iJade]

Well, DarkAndEvil hates getDare. I heard it. Honest... :rolleyes:

[jamness]

Ijade Once fell out of a tree because she saw what she thought was a pot of gold up there but it wasnt it was infact a small golden leaf and so she passed out and fell out of the tree because she was so dissapointed.

Standard.

[iJade]

I could've SWORN no-one saw that... nevertheless. Big guns.
jamness smells. Oh and did I mention the tape of you... and you know who? Oh yeah. I saw it. >_>

[DarkAndEvil]

iJade was dropped on her head as a child. She now bounces around on her head for fun

[Embii]

DarkandEvil has a pet sasquatch that mauled his leg. He hasn't walked in 7 years.

[DarkAndEvil]

angel decapitates puppies and juggles with their heads

[Omni314]

DarkAndEvil's avatar is a self shot photo of himself

[DarkAndEvil]

Omni is actually a Chinese spy

[AlmightyElemental]

DarkAndEvil is possessed by the spirits of both John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln. He has to live with their constant squabbling over whether Lincoln "had been asking for it".

[greenapple]

AlmightyElemental was once in an all girl lesbian grunge band,he played the trombone,which is why they kicked him out.

[Mzenth]

Greenapple loves to masturbate using her furry friend, Domo Kun. :D

[Embii]

Mzenth once fell into a time portal and met Merlin. He taught her magic before sending her back. Unortunately, she got amnesia and someone evil convinced her she was a totaly different person. She also forgot how to set things on fire and make tornados and stuff.

[AlmightyElemental]

Angel met a man one night in a bar and fell madly in love with him. That man, in turn, fell in love with her and they became a very happy couple, seeing each other for two full years before he decided to propose. She said yes but at that exact moment in time, a barrage of pies him her in the back of the head, causing her to fall into him, causing HIM to drop the ring, which he had payed $17,000,000,000,000 for, down a sewer drain. Convinced she had just intentionally sabotaged him, he pulled out a wand and cursed her, telling her that every user name she ever made online had to have 6 X's in it, no more no less, or else she herself would be transformed into the ring as a replacement.

[DarkAndEvil]

Almighty Elemental is the reincarnation of Angel's pet cat, she created him from the ashes of the cat and glue one evening, and the following morning found him wondering around downstairs, which caused a few problems as she hadn't dressed him.

AE ran out of the house, still naked, and stole a sun dress from a washing line to cover himself. Having moved on since then, he still cowers inside whenever it rains, scared he will dissolve.

[Embii]

DarkandEvil tried karate when he was younger. He got to blue belt before his sensei kicked him out for being too evil. He subsequently became depressed, lost hid job and began to live on the streets. 2 years later, someone donated a laptop to him and he discovered the wonders of the internet. Then, along with making a gD account, he started a business selling tea towels online and is now a millionare. But he likes to keep it secret.

[DarkAndEvil]

Angel's favourite food is coal. She doesn't like admitting it in public, as it's not very environmentally friendly. It does save on washing up, which doesn't help my teatowel business.

[shhhh]

Last week DarkAndEvil played videos games until his eyes bled. He used that blood to summon the demon Optus to fix his eyes so he could play again.

[meeacaroline]

Shhhh is actually a slight breeze. Because of this, shhhh is the only sound she can make which is why she has come to the conclusion that it is, in fact, also her name.

[Embii]

When meeacaroline was four she found a dark purple rock. She has never realised it, but this rock, which she has kept by her bed ever since, is in fact her conscience and whispers to her inside her head when she feels guilty.

[kuraitenshi]

angel is, in fact, an angel. a fallen one to be specific, she was kicked out of heaven for spending too much time on GD. and while she enjoys her time here, she really wants to go back home

[AlmightyElemental]

Kurai is the result of a failed experiment designed to create a real-life version of The Flash. Rejected by society and feared by the government who created him, he spends his days in a hut made out of mud and human skulls, eating kittens for sustenance. He's only able to get online because he stole a computer from a cancer patient and electricity from his AIDS-afflicted neighbor.

[kuraitenshi]

the almighty elemental is gender confused, oh wait, not true
the almighty elemental is a genetically modified sewer rat with human reproductive organs that refuses to eat anything aside from moldy cheese. somehow with these new organs, he gained the inteligence to open his cage and hack into the scientists computers

[devildarer]

AlmightyElemental makes his living selling the used tissues of famous people, making a ton of money, when he's the one blowing his nose into said tissues. False advertising. People soon found out about this and requested their money back, which Almighty refused to give, as he had already spent all of it on a new high-tech water gun. :cool:

[shhhh]

devildarer does know what his likes are, but they're S&M-related and he's insecure. He posts here for affirmation that being kinky is ok.

[moxie]

shhh hates birth control.

[Embii]

moxie actually is the tree in his sig. He has a trained monkey to type for him.

[DarkAndEvil]

Angel is a trained contortionist, and types all her getdare posts with her feet.

[moxie]

DarkAndEvil is pregnant.

[AlmightyElemental]

You see that quote? Don't you find it strange that moxie would put a quote from Patrick Henry in his sig for no reason? Well, that's because he IS Patrick Henry, or more accurately, Garlon Xlorn, a being sent to our planet to figure out our species so they could be destroyed but who, instead, fell in love with the human race and decided to live amongst us.

Garlon is immortal. Over time, he has taken on MANY famous figures like Marc Anthony, John Wilkes Booth (The execution was faked), Catherine Hepburn and, of course, Patrick Henry.

[moxie]

AlmightyElemental is ignorant of history.

[sunny]

Moxie runs a unicorn farm. ^___^

[moxie]

sunny is pregnant with sextuplets.

[Drilldon]

moxie has 6 and a half toes on her right foot

[AlmightyElemental]

Drilldon knows the difference between the genders. :P

Seriously though, have you ever noticed the subtle differences the chick goes through on a regular basis? That's because it's really a picture of Drill's last meal.

[DarkAndEvil]

Almighty Elemental's orgasms are audible from 50 miles away. To prevent embarassment, he only orgasms during thunderstorms

[MenLoveMen69]

DarkAndEvli's avatar is a picture of his left testicle.

[daremaster 1]

you like to kiss goat

[princessjessie]

daremaster 1 is actualy a purple tie :P

[Jillers]

princessjessie's prince is a chocolate pie

[Sharp Nacelle]

Jillers is an evil bitch.

[AlmightyElemental]

Sharp Nacelle is the reincarnation of Hitler and Genghis Khan both...which explains the funky facial hair.

[Jillers]

Almighty Elemental is a race horse, running in the oke's today!
p.s. Sharp, you were supposed to make something up

[xeldin]

jillers is actually in her avatar>.<

[Jillers]

xeldin=AlmightyElemental's jockey
<.<
>.>
>.<

[xeldin]

jillers has wings and is hiding them under her clothes:P

[Sharp Nacelle]

Xeldin consumes his body weight in sperm each week.

[Jillers]

xeldin DOES AND HAS cams.
his sig lies

[Sharp Nacelle]

Jillers just made an appropriate post.

[EmoAeden]

Sharp Nacelle can turn water into cats, and does so frequently

[Jillers]

Aedon is the picture in his SIGNATURE! not in his avatar

[AlmightyElemental]

Jillers is not Mikkey's BFFFLAA, she IS Mikkey. Not in the sense that she dresses up or pretends to be another person, oh no: She actually transforms into Mikkey whenever somebody says the appropriate keyword. Sometimes, however, if the word is said too many times, both personalities take over and have squabbling matches about whether Jillers is annoying or whether Mikkey is too reserved. XP

[Jillers]

Almight Elemental said the keyword, like 8 times :P

[AlmightyElemental]

Jillers has the world's largest dildo collection stored away in a secret compartment built into her television, which is really a mini-TARDIS. She uses every dildo in that collection AT LEAST once a day.

[Sharp Nacelle]

AE is God. He's my God anyway.

[AlmightyElemental]

Jillers was right, you're not very good at figuring out what's true and what's not. :P

Sharp had three testicles. The third just happened to grow on the top of his neck and, over time, has mutated a face.

[Jillers]

AE's dildo post was a lie.
it was true, at one point, BUT HE STOLE ALL MY DILDOS D:

[AlmightyElemental]

O.O Jillers comment about me stealing all her dildos was a lie. I left one behind in a rather tight place and now it's wedged in permanently...

I've often wondered why she doesn't just move her dresser to get it out from behind it.

[Drilldon]

A.E isnt made out of 100% Awesomantium, he is 12% Marrow and 2% Cod

[AlmightyElemental]

Drilldon IS his real name...because he's a pokemon. He's the long-lost REAL evolution of Rhydon. You know, the one that DOESN'T need a hold item? He's the only one of his kind that's had the dedication to evolve to this level though so now he's sad and all alone. The Rhyhorn and Rhydon all shun him because they feel he is an elitist snob.

[Jillers]

AE has never played pokemon

[AlmightyElemental]

Jillers has no idea who Snoopy is. She just likes the idea of a cat playing the trumpet...she needs to brush up on her animals and instruments too.

[moxie]

AE likes non-consentual sex.

[AlmightyElemental]

Moxie likes Non-consensual Bestiality.

[moxie]

AE likes to pee in inappropriate places.

[AlmightyElemental]

Moxie likes to pee on little girls in appropriate places.

[moxie]

AE is turned on by buying pregnancy tests.

[AlmightyElemental]

Moxie likes to paint his penis and convince girls it IS a pregnancy test. For some, he just has them pee on it normally but for others, he convinces them it needs to be inserted.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

/moxie convinced AE it needed to be inserted

[Drilldon]

Jennae likes to sing while eating toast.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

drilldon likes to watch me sing while i eat toast

[AlmightyElemental]

Jennae likes to watch Drilldon watch her sing while she eats toast...and she does it in a fish costume!

[Sharp Nacelle]

AE is wearing frilly pink panties. I've seen them.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

Sharp's post is true, but he hasnt seen the panties on AE, no, he's seen them on himself, he wears them on special occasions, and when he wants to feel pretty, which is often

[Sharp Nacelle]

Jennae is right now masturbating with a cucumber.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

Sharp only knows that because he is going to use it in a salad and feed it to his mom when i'm done

[moxie]

Now Way, it's Jennae prefers to wear panties inside out.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Moxie is a world-reknowned expert on 16th century Japanese warfare.

[moxie]

Sharp loves to hang out at college events.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

moxie IS a college event

[moxie]

No Way, it's Jennae wants to purchase a 1,000 pack of super tampons.

[Sharp Nacelle]

moxie IS a 1,000 pack of super tampons.

[moxie]

Sharp likes to drive in bad weather.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

moxie IS bad weather

[moxie]

No Way, it's Jennae likes to run naked in the rain.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

moxie IS naked in the rain

[Sharp Nacelle]

Jennae is a corrupt high court judge.

[moxie]

No Way, it's Jennae doesn't like to see naked people.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

moxie only gets sexual pleasure from dry wall

[kleid223]

Jennae only does stuff with grass that guys wish they could do.

[moxie]

kleid likes to kiss light poles.

[kleid223]

Moxie likes to get it on with a rock shaped house.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

kleids real picture can be found in the mulriple "facebook of sex" ads on getDare

[kleid223]

Jennae has sexual fantasies about a piece of paper named Lenny.

[Sharp Nacelle]

klied likes performing scat play in front of his family.

[No Way, it's Jennae]

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT LENNY?????
sharp is a stuffed pig who comes to life, like in toy story, only he rapes all the other toys at night

[kleid223]

Sharp Nacelle wishes he could have a big hug from his phone.

[moxie]

kleid uses sandpaper to shave.

[kleid223]

Moxie uses sandpaper to masturbate

[princessjessie]

kleid224 eats laptops for breakfast

[Drilldon]

One while doing gymnastics Jess killed a child with her backflip.

it was a sad sad day for everyone, it was on the news. The police deemed it accident.

But we all know the truth, there is an evil soul behind those eyes.

[MenLoveMen69]

kleid has a five octave range on his trumpet.

[SweetSurrender]

MenLoveMen69's face is just like the one he has in his avatar. A square, blank face.

[Drilldon]

Sweet can fit a basketball inside herself.

[daremaster 1]

you hate to see people running in a park

[Drilldon]

Daremaster makes tiny shoes for his teady bear's

[Pancakes]

Drilldon wears high heels filled with custard every sunday.

[Drilldon]

That I borrow from pancake.

[initialrush]

Drilldon has a secret collection of model giraffes locked away in a suspiciously tall cupboard.

[Jillers]

initialrush likes to watch giraffes kiss. that's why she's at the zoo so much

[Sharp Nacelle]

Jill's right boob is covered in camouflage because it thinks it's deep in the jungles of South America, spying on Columbian FARC rebels. And it is.