Post something completely made up about the person above.

[Jillers]

sharp's best friend is his ipod, which has been out of battery for three years

[Drilldon]

Can drink out of three mugs at once.

[MikkeyNotAMouse]

drilldon is the headmaster of my school :P

[~~Kayla~~]

MikkeyNotAMouse is actually a mouse!! hes lying to us all

[Sharp Nacelle]

~~Kayla~~ is right about Mikkey being a boy. No, I mean wrong. Uhhh, I'm confused.

[MikkeyNotAMouse]

MikkeyNotAMouse is actually a mouse!! hes lying to us all

love, i'm a girl, mikkey is short for mikayla :)
sharp is a girl, too

[Sharp Nacelle]

Mikkey is 100% shaved. If she didn't shave, she'd look like a gorilla.

[surnamey]

Sharp is a masterful painter who paints on clothes rather than wearing any

[MikkeyNotAMouse]

surnamey begs sharpy to paint him clothes, too. He is consistently denied

[initialrush]

Mikkey once tried to paint an outfit on using liquid latex.

[Drilldon]

sharp was fed cupcakes for the first four years of his life.

[MikkeyNotAMouse]

drilldon is secretly only six.
he wants a subby to do his homework

[initialrush]

Mikkey fantasises about minnie every night!

[Sharp Nacelle]

initialrush has a licence to pilot a supertanker through the Suez canal.

[MikkeyNotAMouse]

sharpy gave it to him

[moxie]

MikkeyNotAMouse just gave birth to twins.

[surnamey]

Moxie delivered them

[moxie]

Surnamey was the father.

[surnamey]

Moxxie hopes to be uncle/aunt Moxxie.

Sorry, I don't know which so I'm not gonna assume

[moxie]

surnamey likes to eat dirty meat.

[Embii]

moxie likes to eat pottatoes straight out of the ground

[Sharp Nacelle]

Angel is 83 years old.

[Embii]

Sharp is an 83yo old tranvestite.

[Rachie]

xXxANGELxXx

Can fly

Love Rachie
x x x x

[Sharp Nacelle]

Rachie was the woman who invented the limited slip differential.

[moxie]

Sharp Nacelle is a virgin.

[Dune]

moxie is the tree in his avatar

[Wet]

Dune isn't from mars, he's actually from that little thing they don't consider a planet anymore (Pluto)

[Sharp Nacelle]

Wet has a permanently wet vagina, and that's why he used that name.

[Wet]

Sharp Nacelle flashed me, and I was blinded :P

[Drilldon]

After Wet told me what he had seen, I was blinded too

[Sharp Nacelle]

Drilldon is fantasising about being raped by the entire Sri Lankan test cricket team.

[Drilldon]

Sharp has four sets of nipples.

[Ranzid]

Drilldon was briefly the leader of a small Guatemalan state after a mixup at passport control, while in office drilldon passed only law decreeing all pots to be no taller than 3 ft.

[princessjessie]

ranzid is an troll that lives under my house :P

[Sasahara]

Princessjessie is my daughter. :P

[Sharp Nacelle]

Sasahara has a worrying sexual attraction to his daughter.

[Drilldon]

Sharp plans it so I always have to say somthing about him.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Drilldon is being stalked by me. The flirt.

[DarkAndEvil]

Sharp has a tattoo of a womble on his buttocks.

[daremaster 1]

DarkAndEvil lives on the moon. o_0

[moxie]

daremaster1 doesn't like using toilets.

[daremaster 1]

You love to eat ketchup on crackers.

[moxie]

daremaster1 enjoys destroying guitars.

[daremaster 1]

you hate the color red!

[smokeyeager]

daremaster 1 traded in his pony and now rides a unicorn to school with sparkles (his disappearing cat).

[SweetSurrender]

is secretly a vampire at night.

[daremaster 1]

sweetsurrender lives on a cruse ship. :D lucky

[meeacaroline]

daremaster is a dare in himself. he was created through a dare, is nothing but a dare and doesn't understand anything that doesnt contain the word dare. This is why getDare has become his one and only home

[SweetSurrender]

meeacaroline lives in that place where that thing happens next to that other place calleddd Zombieville. D:

[daremaster 1]

Sweetsurrender is the worst person on this planet! She is mean and hateful and just a bad person to be around!:mad: ................................


(But really you are the opposite of this! You are really kind and a great person to be around!):p

[SweetSurrender]

I got scared a little bit... ._. Heh,, :P

daremaster 1 hates playing with guitars and singing. and is not a cool person at all! He hates all animals, especially monkeys and taco weiner dogs! D:

JK! :]

[daremaster 1]

you live in a tree! Lucky!

[alpha]

After a night out drinking, Daremaster came home, and looking for something to eat, accidentally ate Jose the taco chihuahua. With some Taco Bell fire sauce. The next morning he woke up without a hangover, but life was never the same after that...

[daremaster 1]

After a night out drinking, Daremaster came home, and looking for something to eat, accidentally ate Jose the taco chihuahua. With some Taco Bell fire sauce. The next morning he woke up without a hangover, but life was never the same after that...

They said something made up!:p JK!


You love going to the clubs after a rough day and just letting everything go! Doing what ever you have to to get attention.

[moxie]

daremaster1 is pregnant.

[smokeyeager]

Moxie is the father of daremaster1's baby.

[moxie]

Smokeyeager has a penchent for peeing on the floor in restaurant dining rooms.

[DarkAndEvil]

Moxie has false teeth made from spaghetti - not very practical!

[moxie]

DarkAndEvil lives in South Africa.

[smokeyeager]

moxie is a really hot babe out jogging.

[jennijenni]

smokeyeager loves to eat rocks

[Dune]

jennijenni is gigis wife (gigi is the gingerbread man from shrek lol)

[initialrush]

Dune is going to have a really relaxing evening. :rolleyes:

[Dune]

initialrush is very stupid and has no creativity :)

[jennijenni]

Dune is soooo in love with shrek and theyre gonna have 9 kids and a volvo

[daremaster 1]

jennijenni real name is Patrick Henry!

[Icnithian]

daremaster is actually an 80 year old woman with a split personality

[jennijenni]

Icnithian is actually from mars

[daremaster 1]

jennijenni is pregnant with 16 babies.:rolleyes:

[wannatry2]

eon blade is a space alien with a fetish gun

[daremaster 1]

eon blade is a space alien with a fetish gun

Who??????????:confused:

[Icnithian]

daremaster's code name is eon blade

[Mizo]

Icnithian has a reverse vector extrapolator instead of a brain.

[womble]

Mizo really looks like her avatar.

[Icnithian]

Womble's true identity is that of an extraterrestrial emperor from the planet Xyr

[womble]

Dam, I've been rumbled. Icnithian is telling the truth.

[daremaster 1]

womble was fed cupcakes for the first four years of his life.

[Icnithian]

daremaster is allergic to dogs :P

[meeacaroline]

Icnithian has no body. His entire being is that of a head and partial neck. His picture is the only other living person with his condition (called ihavenobody syndrome) and so they are to be married in the fall.

[moxie]

meeacaroline hates dealing with people.

[meeacaroline]

moxie has no concept of love. he is so inept to the idea that he mistakes hatred for likability. war is the happiest thing to ever happen.

[Wet]

meeacaroline is a sadistic freak, the person who would make Saw happen in real life, Torturing people, Whipping, Cutting, Pain. Theres a limit between that and BDSM ;)

[slave#1]

Wet is not wet at al he is totally dry in need of a sponge bath :P

[TWD]

Slave #1 is actually the second slave--switched at birth. :(

[Blank]

This is the Internet.

[moxie]

Blank is actually an encyclopedia.

[Icnithian]

Moxie is really over 3000 years old

[Ranzid]

Icnithian was once part of a bulgerian travelling circus , while balancing upside down in a trapeze show he thought of a new invention for the sanitation in large cities the "boggy Purpleator" this later made him a millionaire , but he can still be found on every Thursday of the month jumping across different fire escapes in a vain attempt to relive his past.

The circus on the other hand was lost when it travelled through an area called "america" and was never thought of again.

[daremaster 1]

You are married to a getdare member.

[meeacaroline]

You are the person Ranzid is married to

[Ranzid]

meea was once mistaken for a spanish movie star when out for a meal , and instead of telling them it was an accident posed for photos .. got free champagne and got the meal for free ... like a boss

[MrVexV]

^^ appeared in the original "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" as Umpa Loompa #6

[meeacaroline]

MrVexV went to the shop to get his hair trimmed the other day and asked them to please just buzz it short. When they were finished he looked in the mirror and found they did exactly as he asked, except for a large spot at the top of his head where he is now bald.

[Icnithian]

meea is locked in a cage! :O somebody go save her

[meeacaroline]

Icnithian cleverly "put me in a cage" in order to keep me from the sharks. How sweet of you.

[taste the rainbow]

Last Friday, meeacaroline killed her pet fish, Swimmy... Meea feared that her poor fish was drowning, and she was only trying to save his life. But, in reality, she is a fish murderer.

By the way, I don't think anyone remembers me, but I'm BACK after about a year :). I was going through a lot of stuff, but it's all good now! :D

[meeacaroline]

For the past year Taste The Rainbow's "stuff" she was working out, was really the best way to spy on me. She's back because I have now found her out and told her if she didn't start using getDare that she would be sent to jail. At this time she told me she already had an account and assured me she would start using it again. This, you see, is why she is again with us.

[taste the rainbow]

Well, in the year that I was supposedly creeping on you, Meea, I learned a few things about you. Not only are you a fish murderer, but you are also a bug killer. Allow me to explain.
Just days before she killed poor Swimmy, Meea found a spider in her room. It was minding its own business, just sitting there. However, Meea did not allow it the joy of sitting on her ceiling just to relax. So, she took a tissue and crushed the poor spider, and threw him away.
Meea... Meea, meea, meea... What were you thinking? Spider's and bugs have lives too... They have wives and children... and you didn't even leave the body for the spider's family to have a proper funeral! You, miss, are a cruel person.

[meeacaroline]

You know! I finally figured you out! You're that damned cicada I accidentally unearthed last year reincarnate! I swear I didn't mean to kill you. If I had known you were there I wouldn't have picked up that rock! I promise. I don't mean to kill things, I swear. I'm just blissfully unaware of whats going on!!!!!! Please don't eat me in my sleep.

[taste the rainbow]

You know! I finally figured you out! You're that damned cicada I accidentally unearthed last year reincarnate! I swear I didn't mean to kill you. If I had known you were there I wouldn't have picked up that rock! I promise. I don't mean to kill things, I swear. I'm just blissfully unaware of whats going on!!!!!! Please don't eat me in my sleep.

Bahaha! xDD.

You've figured me out.... And now... I have one last thing to reveal....
Remember two months ago, when you were stuck on that escalator? I was the one who stalled those moving steps! I was the one who kept you there for those two long days! You were stuck on there... When really, if you had used your brains, you could have walked up or down the steps!

[moxie]

taste the rainbow secretly enjoys buying anything used

[meeacaroline]

Moxie is the reindeer that everyone forgot about. He sleeps in the same barn as Olive and every year they both sit by, hoping one of the others will break their leg (or lose their flying power) so that they can get out of the barn, if only for a night.

[taste the rainbow]

Meea thinks her big toe on her left foot can talk. She sits on the ground, staring at it for hours, just talking to it. Once, she got into an argument with it, and didn't speak to it for days.

[moxie]

taste the rainbow likes green cheese

[Drilldon]

Moxie came to me in a dream and asked me to restart this game.

[Dune]

drilldon can actually sing :P

[Drilldon]

Dune is the leader of Vagar Assassin Group (V.A.G) trying to break away from the repressing Faroe island and become their own state.

[Dune]

drilldons avatar is what he really looks like

[Kiri]

Dune is actually a sandworm from the book Dune who has mysteriously traveled to our universe and learned to use a computer. The spice must flow! :P

[Drilldon]

Kiri has no middle toes on either feet.

[kmacroxs]

Drilldon is actually an alien plotting to take over getDare

[Dune]

kmacroxs is a chimera :)

[Drilldon]

Dune is really nine men.

[shhhh]

Drilldon only wears green underwear.

[Drilldon]

shhhh has a hair cut in the shape of a dinosaure

[Dune]

drilldon cant say meep

[shhhh]

Dune enjoys sex with kangaroos, but only on Thursdays.

[Dune]

shhhhh is always quite and never talks

[Drilldon]

Dune is the unholy will of the island that bares its name http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?um=1&hl=en&q=dune&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=3421l3860l0l4026l4l4l0l0l0l0l159l408l0.3l3l 0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1005&bih=631&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=il

[Dune]

drilldons fingers are drill bits

[shhhh]

Dune hasn't brushed their teeth today.

[Dune]

shhhhhh is a crocanaw

[HappiMaddi]

Dune won mr universe 2010

[Dune]

happimaddy is always sad :(

[HappiMaddi]

dune dosent like being treated like a girl

[Dune]

that isnt made up maddie lol

maddie doesnt want a sex change :P

[HappiMaddi]

dam my baad lol 0.0

[shhhh]

Maddi has experimented with pickles. ;)

[Dune]

shhhhh has entered a competition for beat boxing and won :)

[Kisune Karnon]

Dune has been buried up to his head in sand while at the dunes and then left to get out by himself.

[Drilldon]

It dosnt rain anywhere in the world its just Kisunesoldier sweating in heaven

[Dune]

drilldon doesnt have a nose

[idlersdream]

Dune has a pet alpaca called fred

[Dune]

how did you know! lol

idler is never idle

[shhhh]

Dune has a Freudian fetish -- s/he sees phallic symbols everywhere and is turned on by his/her dreams.

Seriously, pick your gender. Your sig says you're a girl but your profile says you're a guy.

[shhhh]

shhhh is awesome and totally straight.

[Avelyn]

Shhh thinks Avelyn isnt really sexy and hot,

But that's obviously made up :-p

Xxx

[shhhh]

Avelyn is a stripper cop in their spare time.

[Avelyn]

I has to be made up you dork! :-p

Like, shhhh does not have erotic dreams about Avelyn ;-)

Xxx

[mason12]

Avelyn has Dreams about shhh :-p

[shhhh]

mason12 totally doesn't dream about raping dragons.

[Lyn]

shhh dreams about rough sex with unicorns ^.^

[shhhh]

Lyn doesn't dream about rough sex with unicorns.

[AMGWallHax]

SHHH is not awesome

^.^ c wut i did thur

[Manbearpig]

I know who the user above me is

[AMGWallHax]

That was an unintelligent reply! =P

[shhhh]

AMGWallHax gives his ditto a massage every night to relax it enough to sleep on.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

shhhh is never quiet!

[lokelake.]

Doctor does not know how to spell doctor.

[roxy55]

Lokelake has never seen water

[meeacaroline]

Roxy55 is a squirrel birthed from a raccoon that mated with a shark.

[rob_d]

meeacaroline trained hundreds of ninja pigeons to beat up little old ladies in the park.
This didn't work nearly as well as you'd expect. The little old ladies bribed them with breadcrumbs and now they control an army of deadly warrior pigeons that terrorize downtown Atlanta.

What were you thinking meeacaroline?!?!!

[moxie]

Rob is a 15 year old girl.

[minimarshmellow]

Moxie is addicted to disney channel and has sexual thoughts about donald duck.

[moxie]

minimarshmellow has a fetish for all things sticky and cannot have an orgasm without something very sticky.

[shhhh]

Moxie died last year in a horrible strawberry incident. She haunts this realm determined to take revenge on her fruity killer, and communicates with a specter-detector plugged into the getDare server.

EDIT: Sorry *he

[Bloxo]

Rather than killing this thread 6 years ago Shhh has actually been bullying everyone who posted here to delete their posts, so that she would have the final word! I take great risk in responding now...please pray for my safety!

[DiaperBabyBunny]

I am actually worth 9 million dollars

[Runesmith]

DiaperedBabyBunny always reads the game rules when posting in a game thread. And for his honesty, he was been promoted to "honorary GetDare member for life."

[Jaro]

Runesmith's chest hair is actually transplanted Wookie pubic hair. He had to go through with the transplant after losing a bet with a mermaid who he met in a pedicure salon.

[Runesmith]

Jaro is the spawn of Starro, grown from a segment that survived when the Justice League defeated him. Currently confined to a jar in X Labs, Jaro uses his telekinetic powers to log on to GetDare in the hopes of understanding the weaknesses of humanity and devising a better way of conquering them than attaching starfish to their faces.

[LPV]

Gunsmith is one of the world's leading ocean explorers. He has a minisubmarie and only rises to the top of the water every other day to post on Getdare.

[Anselan]

LPV is married to a person he met in a club down in old Soho. Unfortunately, living in a mixed-up muddled-up shook-up world, he's not sure if it's a boy or a girl.
That's why he hired a private investigator, who unearthed extremely disturbing information about her/him, but denied LPV any access to that information until January 2019. According to a recent survey, he is even likely to be denied that access forever. What a tragedy :(

[LPV]

Anselan did some undercover work for the CIA in North Korea prior to the summit. All was going well until he was discovered, tied up, and tickled until he confessed that [B]HE[/B really is the guy who is most likely to be denied forever.

[nina@]

The story of LOLA and LPV is similar to that of princess Leia and Luke Skywalker and they may be biological siblings. See how their names LOLA and LPV, seem like sibling names both beginning with L. Also LPV says he met her at a casino (at least I remember reading such a blog), again pointing towards some similarity in preferences!!

[Jaro]

On Sunday's, Nina always walks around wearing a green Pink Panther suit, greeting every stranger she encounters with a friendly 'meow'.

[Stopclick]

Jaro is pretty modest about this, but he actually invented that beeping noise that trucks make going in reverse.

Oh and laserquest.

[Wolf007]

Stopclick actually spends all his free time searching for the lost treasure of Blackbeard. His quest took him trough the depths of his backyard and he recently expanded the operation east (the neighbors garden). So far the effort has resulted in several promising findings, such as a piece of an 80's winebottle, several copper coins and what appears to be part of a men's hat.

A serious breakthrough is soon to be expected (according to Stopclick).

[LPV]

Wolf007 was actually the OTHER wolf in the famous story. He is an all around good wolf and quite a builder. He is best known for being a land developer.

He sold the little pigs some of his condos and set them up on blind dates. All three of the little pigs are now living happily ever after since they are being served by mini wolves they have married and now dominate and have as their slave wolves.

[Master4074]

LPV is actually a cat that spends his time building things with an orange wrench. Te things he builds vary from giant dildos to the new White House.

[TheLastCenturian]

Master4074 is actually an alien that currently lives underneath the earth's crust. His profile picture is actually a selfie, and he has quite an extensive collection of alien sex toys.

[Master4074]

TheLastCenturian is actually the first one, he's been hiding this whole time.

[Wolf007]

Master 4074 is in fact co-founder and overall leader of the doomsday-posse "the 4074ers".

Nicknamed "father M", he preaches the end of all days. The beginning of the end is said (according to father M) to be marked by the rebirth of the Dodo bird. Because the end is coming really close (approximately the year 4074) father M urges everyone to part with all their belongings and donate them to him physically or wired directly onto his Swiss or African bank account.

[Master4074]

Wolf007 is the furry counterpart to James Bond. He goes on secret missions, almost dying when meeting several different types of people: people who hate furries, furries who hate violence (ironic), and anyone who does not recognize the existence of furries.

[MasterMichaelNY]

Master4074, secret identity is really Pewdiepie.

Wham, but can you do this!

[Master4074]

MasterMichaelNY is actually based in New Jersey. But no one needs to know that ;)

[Joan Sky]

Master4074 plays those numbers on the Pick 4 Lotto all the time. I hope you win big someday! :)

[LPV]

Joansky is an astronaut training to become the first female on Mars. She has to leave Getdare for long periods to prepare her for the long flight to Mars.

[Joan Sky]

Joansky is an astronaut training to become the first female on Mars. She has to leave Getdare for long periods to prepare her for the long flight to Mars.

Already did that Ellie. Flew there and back. Wasn't the first. :)

LPV stands for Loves Paying Visits... to me. :p;)

[LPV]

Joansky is the first female pilot for Air force One. Trump hired her because he likes beautiful women and she had the advantage of being able to fly large aircraft. Nice!

[Runesmith]

LPV is secretly Donald Trump, and the letters on the username stand for "Lost the Popular Vote."

[Master4074]

Runesmith is secretly a woman who's sharing her account with her husband who is her profile pic.

[littlemissslave]

Master4074 is actually a submissive but doesn't want people to know

[LPV]

Littlemissslave is actually the getdare username for Princess Kate.

[Joan Sky]

Littlemissslave is actually the getdare username for Princess Kate.

I guess that makes LPV the Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, Baron Carrickfergus, a Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, a Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, etc. :)

And it's nice to know they are here among us and very kinky, lol

[LPV]

Joan Sky is a horrible person with no imagination or creativity.

[Pariahterror]

LPV wants to do even more edges than were assigned to him

[LPV]

LPV wants to do even more edges than were assigned to him

So untrue!

Puppy really wishes he were a cat!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joan Sky]

So untrue!

Puppy really wishes he were a cat!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason why LPV wants Pariahterror to be a cat so much is because he loves pussy(cats) ;)

[LPV]

The reason why LPV wants Pariahterror to be a cat so much is because he loves pussy(cats) ;)

That is only partially untrue. lol


Joan Sky worked her way thru college teaching the whales at Sea World in Sn Diego. Her nickname was "The Big Catch"!

[Joan Sky]

That is only partially untrue. lol

Joan Sky worked her way thru college teaching the whales at Sea World in Sn Diego. Her nickname was "The Big Catch"!

I know, that's why I underlined and specified cats. I guess you like doggies more :)

That is only partially true as well, I am a big catch... it might as well be my nickname.

LPV will not post in any Lounge Game thread in the next twelve hours :D

[LiamTheGreat69]

She watches my little pony everyday and is secretly a broney

[LPV]

Liam belongs to a world renowned nudist colony. He founded it in 69, and most people who live there think it is great!

[Mousey123]

LPV is a little green alien, from mars, and is here to eat all our brains

[LPV]

The idea of Mousey posting so much today was all HER idea!

[Ly Ph]

LPV is actually 3 people whos names begin with L P and V sitting on each others shoulders with a very large trench coat.

[Joan Sky]

Ly Ph stands for Lyre Philharmonic...

Here is your orchestra (https://youtu.be/5LR6L5Ge8Nk) :)

[anomalous]

Joan Sky is an anagram of All The Sex.

[Joan Sky]

Joan Sky is an anagram of All The Sex.

anomalous used anagram (https://www.dictionary.com/browse/anagram) the right way. Whether intentionally or unintentionally, it would have been completely true :);)

[Wolf007]

Joan Sky is actually the owner of the very last Dodo bird. She's head of the secret society of "the feather keepers" who have been watching over these half-wit creatures for many thousands of years. Unfortunately their watch is slowly getting to an end. Who knows how long the bird will last...

Confidential sources reported that Joan currently is considering to rename the society to "the feather killers"...

[Joan Sky]

Joan Sky is actually the owner of the very last Dodo bird. She's head of the secret society of "the feather keepers" who have been watching over these half-wit creatures for many thousands of years. Unfortunately their watch is slowly getting to an end. Who knows how long the bird will last...

Confidential sources reported that Joan currently is considering to rename the society to "the feather killers"...


Wolf007 savagely and murderously ate Little Red Riding Hood, The Three Little Pigs, Bambi, and Mary's little Lamb whose fleece was white as snow but is now stained red with dried, caked crimson from the gash of his teeth ripping through it mercilessly.

He's a Big Bad Wolf :p

Poor Mary lost her best friend. She's scarred for life now :(
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/b/b0/Mio_is_scared.gif/revision/latest?cb=20180612103739

[MastersVoice]

In olde medieval English the letter 'J' did not exist. It is said, that the letter 'J' was in fact pronounced as the letter 'I'.

Joan Sky was an old, haggard medieval witch, whose fearsome spells caused chaos and distress across all olde England. Medieval tapestries have been unearthed from The Tower of London's foundations showing Joan Sky striking down with great vengeance and furious anger upon those olde medieval English people with lightening, the kind the world has never seen before or since.

For they called her the witch who owned the sky. She called herself 'I Own Sky'.

As we all know, after years of mistranslation and misspelling and 'I's becoming J's she is Joan Sky!!!!!

She reappears on international communication platforms, enabling herself to be anywhere in the world. Highly intelligent, highly skilled and highly dangerous.

Do not cross her, do not mess with her and for your own god damn safety, do not submit to her! For she owns the sky and you can not survive it's unknown capabilities when in her hands.

Mwahahahahahaha

Well it's a rumour I heard anyways...

[Jaro]

MastersVoice loves inserting Hello Kitty cookies into "Hello Kitty" coochies.

[Butterfly]

Jaro may identify as a worm but he really sounds more like a Duck. He loves to quack and some of his colleagues have even complained about him wearing no pants to work on occasion (donald duck style).

[Cstelle]

Butterfly owns a large collection of vintage butt casts of Hollywood celebrities. Though most casts are from the silent era, the collection also includes butt casts of the entire cast of the 1932s film A Farewell to Arms, including those of Gary Cooper, Adolphe Menjou, and Helen Hayes.

The collection is insured for a seven-figure sum.

[Nick wild]

Cstelle once won a littleral pissing contest with a race horse. The horse was disqualified from using performance enhancing salt licks

[Fei Long]

The last time Nick was left unsupervised off his leash, he left a path of utter destruction in his wake, as the horny little guy went wild throughout the town. He was eventually caught and re-leashed in a department store, where he was found humping the "Fragilè" leg-lamp from A Christmas Story, as a crowd of on-lookers gawked.

[Master4074]

Fei Long is secretly a dominant woman who loves dick, and has a very bizarre interest in roleplaying as a submissive man who wants to be used by other men and abused and degraded.

[Butterfly]

Master4074 is here on getDare to start a harem. 4073 masters have failed before him. He is the last hope for his cult. If he fails, he will be fed to a den of wild brats.

[MastersVoice]

Butterfly was actually sent to getDare to milk anyone and everyone she could for scientific research.

You see Butterfly in German is 'Schmetterling' which derives it's name from 'Schmetten' - German for cream due to an old belief that witches transformed themselves into butterflies to steal milk and cream.

True story.

[Jaro]

MastersVoice's penis is detachable. You can rent it to use as a toy for $49,50 per hour (shipping fees and tax not included). It's still fully functional in detached state but you can only rent it for a maximum of 8 hours. If after that you don't return it the sperm inside will become poisonous and will ejaculate in your face killing you instantly.

MastersVoice likes to earn some quick extra cash but is still very attached to his detachable penis.

[Master4074]

Jaro is a worm reincarnated as a human, who died being stepped on. And thus this is what made Jaro enjoy being a submissive in his human life.

[Butterfly]

Jaro is a worm reincarnated as a human, who died being stepped on. And thus this is what made Jaro enjoy being a submissive in his human life.

Makes a lot of sense about his foot fetish too.


Master4074 owns a bubble gum factory and in his town has started a bubble gum recycling program. When the residents are done chewing gum they stick it on on the wall outside the factory and it is reused to make new more flavorful gum.

[Master4074]

When she's feeling spry, Butterfly will go out and just fly around because she actually is part butterfly. Though this is rarely done because she has so much to do normally, and doesn't have too much free time.

[Fieldofbunnys]

Master4074 has naturally pink hair that grows 5 feet long every day. This includes body hair and pubic hair too. He has to cut and trim it back every day.
Fortunately he is able to make very comfortable clothing with the remains of his hair :3

[Master4074]

Fieldofbunnys got their name from a beautiful scene of bunnies they saw when they went out for one of their daily hikes through the Himalayas. It was such a moving and rare sight that they think about it while they think about kinks, and incorporates it into their fantasies quite often.

[MastersVoice]

Master4074 is actually a decedent of the great Geoffrey Chaucer. His sharp wit and tongue is no match for any man or beast that dare to take him on.

It is said that Master4074 single handedly took out an entire guerrilla army whilst holidaying in Cambodia just by reciting Chinese rhyming couplets which hypnotized the aggressors into falling to the ground dead.

[Peachybaby]

Masters voice isn't actually a voice. hes a robot who plans on taking over the earth.

[Butterfly]

Peachybaby holds the world record for the most number of peaches being inserted inside her. She was able to stuff 45 in different places of her body.

[Thatboy]

Butterfly flys away for awhile to occasionally check what’s happening around the place and to be trapped we don’t know yet how she hatched from a caterpillar

[Butterfly]

Thatboy is living life backwards. They were born as a 100 year old man and each year they just get younger and younger. When they reach the newborn age, they will just cease to exist.

[Master4074]

Butterfly is secretly the greatest mastermind to ever live and has figured out immortality, only spending time on here to mess with mortals.

[Runesmith]

Master4074 is has an extreme germophobia that he lives inside an old cold war bunker that has been specially turned in to a sterile, germ-free environment. He sits inside a protective plastic bubble tent, and uses a telepresence robot to perform his day job of stacking shelves at a Sainsbury in Devonshire.

[japgirl]

Runesmith invented a secret device to absorb all the knowledge in the world into his evil brain. He now knows the secrets of all men and women, good and bad, including all the patented recipes and how many sex partners every person has had. He knows your kinks before you know them yourselves. He knows the cure for every disease. He knows how to prevent every war. He knows how the universe came into existence. And he knows a lot more.

[Runesmith]

Japgirl was raised by an ancient secret clan of Amazons on a tiny island in the Kagoshima prefecture, raised to battle men and regain the kingdom of women, in a grand plan that involved raising a scaly, radioactive monster from the sea floor that would destroy Tokyo. After she lost her virginity in a freak accident involving a rake handle lubricated with whale fat, she was banished to the US, where she discovered the ancient curse called BenWa balls, that had been created by ancient Japanese wizards to counter the threat of Amazons. Unfortunately, under the terms of the banishment, she is unable to go back and warn them.

[japgirl]

Runesmith created an alliance between the Germans and the Japanese by taking a Japanese girl as his concubine. As long as the Japanese girl was in his keep, the Japanese would not touch Germany. Germany would not touch the Japanese as Runesmith’s concubine was also a trained assassin now living in their country as an insurance policy. The Germans thought Runesmith was perfect for the job as he might just be able to get the concubine to submit and yield to him completely. The Japanese had sent the assassin to Runesmith as they knew she could handle his temperament. He is ruthless and demands use of his concubine wherever and whenever he pleases. He eventually breaks her mentally and the concubine becomes 100% submissive to him. He uses her to no end and the world remains at peace. He is saluted for his power and skill in taming the naughtiest ninja ever. To this day, legends about him are whispered throughout both Germany and Japan.

[LPV]

Japgirl is secretly planning on being the first female President. She is the "other candidate" who will enter the race at the last minute.

She still hasn't decided if LPV will be held vice president, but she will be running on a "LPV First" campaign. She knows that policy should make her sure to win.