t_or_dgal
09-27-2008, 10:21 AM
OK - Here's an easy one. Lock yourself in the bathroom. Then roll 2 dice:
2 = Take a shower with your clothes on.
3 = Take off all your clothes and stand in front of the window naked for 5 minutes. Pretend to brush your hair or whatever. If there's no window, roll again.
4 = Take off your bottoms. Open the door, and call to someone to bring you toilet paper. Don't cover up when they bring it to you. Say "Thank You".
5 = Sit up on the counter. One additional die roll will determine what you will do there:
(1) = Masturbate there while watching yourself in the mirror.
(2) = Sit in the sink. Run the water. get all wet.
(3) = Slide a hairbrush handle up your ass.
(4) = Get naked and rub your genitals all over the faucet.
(5) = Open a drawer in the counter (if there is one). Try to masturbate into the drawer.
(6) = Masturbate on the counter. Leave the mess there.
6 = Shave your Pubic Area completely.
7 = Masturbate to orgasm using something odd you find in the room.
8 = Masturbate to orgasm, with something odd from the room inserted in your ass.
9 = Masturbate to orgasm using something from the room as lube. Be careful - many things burn crotches!
10 = Shave your legs.
11 = Put two tampons up your ass. Then leave them there for an hour after leaving the bathroom.
12 = Pluck almost all of the hair off your eyebrows to make them thin slits.
Then report back here with a juicy story of your adventure!
2 = Take a shower with your clothes on.
3 = Take off all your clothes and stand in front of the window naked for 5 minutes. Pretend to brush your hair or whatever. If there's no window, roll again.
4 = Take off your bottoms. Open the door, and call to someone to bring you toilet paper. Don't cover up when they bring it to you. Say "Thank You".
5 = Sit up on the counter. One additional die roll will determine what you will do there:
(1) = Masturbate there while watching yourself in the mirror.
(2) = Sit in the sink. Run the water. get all wet.
(3) = Slide a hairbrush handle up your ass.
(4) = Get naked and rub your genitals all over the faucet.
(5) = Open a drawer in the counter (if there is one). Try to masturbate into the drawer.
(6) = Masturbate on the counter. Leave the mess there.
6 = Shave your Pubic Area completely.
7 = Masturbate to orgasm using something odd you find in the room.
8 = Masturbate to orgasm, with something odd from the room inserted in your ass.
9 = Masturbate to orgasm using something from the room as lube. Be careful - many things burn crotches!
10 = Shave your legs.
11 = Put two tampons up your ass. Then leave them there for an hour after leaving the bathroom.
12 = Pluck almost all of the hair off your eyebrows to make them thin slits.
Then report back here with a juicy story of your adventure!