Fool Around in April

[mynameiserik]

So here's the deal. April's coming up, and we all love to make fools of ourselves, don't we?

I encourage reading the dare all the way through before beginning participation.

Here's the basic dare:
Each day in April (this can be done in any month, by the way) you must masturbate the number of minutes that corresponds to the date. For example, on the 1st you masturbate for 1 minute, and so on. Use a timer. You MUST be moving your hand/vibrator/etc. the entire time! NO STOPPING except if required to switch positions or hands, but do that as quickly as possible. When the timer goes off, IMMEDIATELY stop all stimulation. This is the ONLY time you can touch yourself sexually during this dare!

Here's the catch:
You may NOT reach orgasm. Keep yourself away! If you can't stand it and you DO come, you have to keep masturbating for the remaining time, no matter how badly it hurts! You must also complete a punishment. Also do a punishment if you skip a day or if you masturbate outside of the allotted dare time. See the bottom of the post.

Here's the extras:
For each day, you will find an extra task to do along with the masturbation. These are optional but might be fun. ;) I suggest reading them beforehand so that you can prepare yourself.

1:
It's only 1 minute. Get as close as you can to orgasm.

2:
Try going without any lube.

3:
Masturbate somewhere other than your bedroom.

4:
Choose a song that is 4 minutes long and match the song's tempo/rhythm.

5:
Masturbate as slowly as you can. Keep moving, though! Don't stop at any point!

6:
Masturbate as quickly as you can! Try not to tire yourself out!

7:
Lucky 7...watch your favorite porn while masturbating.

8:
Roll a die 4 times. This will tell you how many clothespins to put on each nipple (separately), your genitals, and elsewhere on your body (your choice where). Leave them on for the entire time period.

9:
You must play with your nipples with your free hand the entire time.

10:
You must masturbate by penetrating yourself with an object. No touching that cock/clit!

11:
At the beginning and end, and every minute, spank your genitals once as hard as you can.

12:
Spend 4 minutes touching your nipples, 4 with your asshole, and 4 on your genitals.

13:
Unlucky 13! You must masturbate by rubbing your genitals against something - no hands or sex toys allowed!

14:
After masturbating, don't clean up. Just put your clothes on and go about your day. Preferably, do this one early on. ;)

15:
Halfway there! You must edge at least twice during this 15 minutes.

16:
Roll a die and triple the number you get. Spank yourself hard this many times on each butt cheek before and after masturbating.

17:
My lucky number! PM me (can be done any time before this day) with one of your favorite kinks, and I will give you a related challenge.

18:
Surf some porn the entire time. Your hands are busy, duh, so make sure to grind in your seat for stimulation!

19:
Have something inserted in your ass for the entire time period.

20:
Take a 20 minute shower or bath while you touch yourself...consider it "me time." :D

21:
Drinking age! Drink 3 glasses of water or juice and wait fifteen minutes before beginning masturbation.

22:
Masturbate while standing. If that's what you normally do, lie down.

23:
Masturbate in the on the toilet.

24:
Masturbate while watching TV.

25:
Wear a gag and/or blindfold and tie your hands together.

26:
When done, don't clean up, and spend the rest of the day naked.

27:
Every three minutes alternate between touching your nipples, asshole, and genitals.

28:
You must masturbate only with anal penetration. If you did that on the 10th, you must use a bigger object.

29:
Almost there! Edge at least three times, and wait one hour to put clothes back on.

30:
Last day! Finally! If you went the whole month without orgasming, disregard the 30 minutes and just masturbate to orgasm. You've earned it!
If you had to do a punishment for misbehaving, stand facing the corner for the first ten minutes of masturbating, then give yourself 10 spanks. Then spend ten minutes masturbating while lying on the floor on you stomach, and give yourself 20 spanks. Spend the final ten minutes on your knees with your chest on the floor, ass high in the air. Give yourself 30 more spanks when done. Do NOT orgasm until tomorrow.



So you made it! Or you didn't. Tell us how it went! Below are the punishments for a) having an orgasm and b) skipping a day.

PUNISHMENTS:
A) You had an orgasm before day 30, or touched yourself outside of this dare.
Remember, you have to complete the time period no matter how much it hurts. When you've done that, spank your ass 500 times, alternating butt cheeks. Afterward, stand facing the corner for 10 minutes and think about what you've done.

B) You skipped a day.
First of all, you must make up any days you miss on the following day. That means 2 sessions (or more) in one day. Second, you must multiply the number of the day that you skipped by 5 and spank each ass cheek AND your genitals that number of times. Hard.



Don't forget to report! Happy masturbating!

[sub6783]

I can't wait to try this dare!

[RST]

Lovely dare. I won't be able to do it but I sure like the idea.

[Herr November]

This is sounding pretty excellent. Great idea, very well thought out. I particularly like the extras to keep things interesting. I'm considering combining this with the Fapchievements (http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=649234) dare I'm still working on, and this will definitely make that more difficult. Anybody else up for combining them? Haven't made up my mind yet. Some company to share the misery would be good!

[mynameiserik]

Let's bump this up so more people have the opportunity to jump in at the start...

[Herr November]

Nobody's even going to TRY? Well, I don't know if I'll make it to the end, but I'm in! Hope I get some company.

[CollaredBlondie]

I won't be doing it, I just wanted to post to say that I think it's a very creative dare. Obviously well thought out :)

[slutpup]

I'm so gonna do this!!! I'll start it tomorrow since it's April 1st tomorrow.

[Big_Mike]

I highly doubt I'll be able to finish this, but I love the idea so I'm going to give it a try. Best of luck to everyone joining in!

[Ecobob]

This looks fun, I am definitely going to give it a go, with all the extras... Not sure how far I will get though!

[mynameiserik]

Okay, everybody, it's April 1st! GO! Don't forget to keep us updated ;)

[Big_Mike]

Just completed my first minute, and even though it was easy this time, I know it's going to be a long month. A week from now I'll be climbing the walls, lol.

[Basdaga569]

After seeing this I thought I might try it. Done my first one today, nice easy start it.

[mynameiserik]

I'm such a nitwit. I did my minute and I was watching something, so I didn't immediately put my pants back on...looks like I'll be doing some punishing already...

[Herr November]

Twenty-nine to go! I expect the horniness will really start to kick in on day 3, though I have a woody as I'm lying in bed about to go to sleep, so maybe it's already upon me.

Q: What's the difference between hard and light?
A: You can go to sleep with a light on.

Anyway, looking forward to taking the journey with everyone. See you tomorrow.

[Big_Mike]

I'm such a nitwit. I did my minute and I was watching something, so I didn't immediately put my pants back on...looks like I'll be doing some punishing already...

Did you finish or just go over on the time?

[randyguyuk]

done the 1st yesterday and just done the 2nd today, love it, bring it on. can we have one for may please?

[Big_Mike]

Done my 2 minutes for today, but reading through some of this forum is making me excited so I have been tempted to touch myself a few times, lol. Managing to resist so far, as I don't fancy spanking myself 500 times!

[mynameiserik]

Did you finish or just go over on the time?

...I'm a very bad boy.

Aaaaaaand today my new vibrator came in.

I managed to successfully do the 2 minutes, but this is going to be a loooooong month.

[Big_Mike]

Ha ha, glad to hear I'm not the only one struggling. Exploring this forum is getting me hot so it's very tempting to give up, lol. Add that to the fact that I usually masturbate everyday, and I'll be surprised if I make it a week. :P

[mynameiserik]

Okay, third day. Did mine outside, in my car, after I got home from work. Where was yours?

[Big_Mike]

Completed my 3 minutes in the changing room toilets at my gym. Have you ever masturbated after heavy exercise? If I hadn't been tired from the workout I might not have been able to stop myself, lol.

[randyguyuk]

I did my 3rd in my car also :D

[Big_Mike]

Just completed today's challenge to the beat of Superstition by Stevie Wonder (set my music to random and it was the first 4 minute song to come up). Glad it wasn't a sexy song at least, lol.

[mynameiserik]

Today was brought to you by the song "Bike" by Driftless Pony Club, aka my absolute favorite band. Let me tell you, it is awfully frustrating having a new vibrator and not being able to properly take advantage. O_o

[mynameiserik]

By the way, who wants to give me a self-bondage and/or spanking dare for the 17th?

[Big_Mike]

Sent you a PM, hope it helps.

[guy709]

started late so i did the punishment for skipping a day just to catch up and stevie wonder also helped my 4 minutes

[Herr November]

I'm still going strong. Day 3 took place in a stall at work. }:-) Day 4's song was "Magic" by Ben Folds Five. I used a faster stroke during the chorus, to the time of the tambourine, and a slower one during the verses.

Today's slow stroking should be fun, I'm planning on using lube. I don't usually, since I'm uncut. Tomorrow's will be a real test, though, since fast stroking is how I get myself off in a hurry. I wish everybody luck with that one!

[Big_Mike]

The slow 5 minutes was easy enough, but I agree that tomorrow is going to be tough!

[mynameiserik]

I would like to qualify this post by saying that I am stupid drunk right now.

Also, I did the five minutes. It sucked. This month is going to suck. But I don't regret doing this. Because I have no discipline so I am going to keep it up.

Five minutes of veeeeeeery sloooooow. And tomorrow is going to suck, I agree.

[Big_Mike]

Just finished my 6 minutes, and this is the first time this month I've come close to edging. Not sure what I'm watching tomorrow, but it's going to be a long 7 minutes...

[Big_Mike]

Today was the toughest day yet. Been a while since I watched porn, but I remembered the name of a porn star I used to like and spent 7 minutes wanking to a Bree Olsen video. I was seconds away from the point of no return, but somehow managed to stop myself, God knows how.

Not sure if I'll be doing tomorrow's challenge, as with it being Easter my house will be pretty crowded. I should be able to get away with doing the 8 minutes, but someone is bound to notice me grab a bunch of clothespins. Also I've never used them before, I'm not really into pain. If I get the chance, I might give it a try and see how it goes. If not, is there a punishment for completing the daily minutes but not doing the set day's challenge?

[Herr November]

Well, dammit. I should have listened to my gut and skipped the "as fast as you can" suggestion for day #6….

I got my boyfriend to lend a hand or two for day #5. That was great! Lube helped it along and I could have come at any point in the last couple of minutes. But I didn't!

After about a minute on day #6, I thought I'd be fine. By 2:30, though, I knew I was in serious trouble. I tried to loosen my grip and switch to just using a couple fingers instead of my whole fist. Even so, I came after just over 3 minutes. I'm sensitive afterwards, but I managed to make it to the end of the allotted time.

Day #7 was fun, I watched one of my all-time favorite Xtube video of a guy getting jerked off mercilessly while tied up. Watching it was hot, but maddening: he got to cum. Twice.

So it looks like I've got a punishment to complete. I'll see to that tomorrow, right around the same time I'm preparing to brave the clothespin suggestion.

Oh, and Big Mike, mynameiserik quite clearly says that the suggestions are optional. You can skip them if you want, you just have to make sure you spank it for that day's number of minutes.

[mynameiserik]

Right, the challenges are optional. I think you should get punished if you try to do the challenge and give up on it, though. But yeah, as long as you do the time you're okay.

Yesterday was actually okay, probably because I usually alternate fast and slow so doing it fast for so long started to hurt after a while. Got through it, though.

Today was awfully maddening. I picked a 7-minute video of an Asian girl tied up and fucked with those jackhammer mods...NOT LONG ENOUGH. But I did it.

Looking forward to tomorrow. I adore clothespins. ;)

[Saria]

Since it's the 8th I'm going to attempt to catch up all in one day. I'm -hoping- that's possible.

EDIT: I don't have some of the things required, so I can't. I'll come back to this some time.

[mynameiserik]

Oh boy, that was a nice one.

Used my clover clamps on both my nipples plus 4 clothes pins on the left and 2 on the right, had 6 down below and put 1 on my lower lip. Now, I knew that I would be really in danger of coming since I usually orgasm within 30 seconds after putting on clamps, so I sort of cheated and sat in a chair, which I usually don't do so it was harder. It was really hard to stop myself, and I guess I had a kind of ruined orgasm? I felt it coming and tried to move around so that I wouldn't come, but I sort of did just not like usual?

Guess I'll just go ahead and get punished anyway.

[Herr November]

Yeah, I'd never jerked off with clothespins on before. It was surprisingly stimulating. One on each nipple, four on my torso, one on each ear lobe and 4 on the meat and two veg. End result: I again came even while barely touching myself. There was a ruined one and then a second, more complete one. And then another 4 minutes of jerking.

So now I get to be punished again. Bugger. This "you can't stop" rule is just not going well for me!

[Big_Mike]

Yeah so I decided not to do the optional challenge, just did normal 8 minutes today. It's definitely getting harder though (no pun intended).

Tomorrow shouldn't be too bad, as I often play with my nipples when I masturbate. I'm more worried about the 10th, as I've never used an object in my arse before. Any suggestions for a beginner?

Since it's the 8th I'm going to attempt to catch up all in one day. I'm -hoping- that's possible.

Good luck!

[mynameiserik]

Tomorrow shouldn't be too bad, as I often play with my nipples when I masturbate. I'm more worried about the 10th, as I've never used an object in my arse before. Any suggestions for a beginner?

It can be something small, i.e. a pen or 1 finger. Use lots of lube and don't go faster than you feel you can. If you can (male-bodied people) try to find your prostate, it should be about 2 inches in.

[Big_Mike]

Yeah think I'll just use fingers tomorrow.

Done today's 9 minutes, which wen alright, but each day is getting increasinly difficult not to just give in and keep going just a little bit longer...

[Armstyle15]

I think that if you cum before the month is over you should have to eat it

[mynameiserik]

I think that if you cum before the month is over you should have to eat it

...Doesn't quite work as well with vagina owners. You are perfectly welcome to do that if you like. (Or dislike, however you see it.)

[Armstyle15]

I never thought of that

[Big_Mike]

Fingered my arse for 10 minutes yesterday. Didn't hurt, but didn't do anything for me either. And I've just completed today's 11 minute challenge.

[mynameiserik]

Day 11 done, still going! Fairly frustrated for a number of reasons but hey, what do you want from me.

[Big_Mike]

I'm with you on the frustrated thing, couldn't believe how close I was during my 12 minutes earlier (forgot about the optional challenge). I've got a date tomorrow night and I'm not sure how much longer I can last.

[Herr November]

Sorry for not getting back to you. Everything is still on track. I did the two punishments for cumming. That was easily more spanking than I've ever received in total! I also did each of the last 4 days' sessions. Unfortunately, I missed Day 11, so I had to do both today. I'll do the skipped day punishment tomorrow. As for the all-anal suggestion, I used an Aneros (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aneros) and moved my hips a lot. That and some Kegels were fun, but I had trouble staying erect much of the time. I guess I'm more of a top than a bottom. :-)

Last thing I'll say: it didn't take much of a slap on the ol' cock to sting, so Day 11's session was not my favorite! This means the skipped-day punishment is going to be a bitch as well. :( But I deserve it, and you can bet I'm going to do everything I can not to miss any more!

Too bad Saria is out, but we three are still going strong, right?! Mike, how'd your date go?

[Armstyle15]

So how exactly r u supposed to masturbate while on your stomach if ur a guy for day 30?

[mynameiserik]

So how exactly r u supposed to masturbate while on your stomach if ur a guy for day 30?

...put your hand underneath you and fool around? You don't have to be glued to the floor, just don't be on your knees...I'm sure you can figure something out.

[mynameiserik]

Day 13 done...the fascinating thing about this dare is that I'm finding myself getting close to orgasm in ways I usually wouldn't (anal penetration, for instance). Maybe another challenge could be to do all the daily challenges as they are, but require an orgasm at the end of it?

[Big_Mike]

Just finished today's 13 minutes by grinding my cock between my bed and a pillow. Would have been easy if I'd done it last week, but the last couple of days I've been desperate to cum anytime I get hard. I managed it, but I have my doubts about the nest couple of days, especially if my date goes well. My date is happening in a couple of hours, will let you all know how it goes.

[Big_Mike]

My date went really well, seeing her again on Monday. If I last long enough, I will have to remember not to arrange a date for the 26th, lol.

Done my 14 minutes. I didn't have time to do it before work sadly, but I've not cleaned up so it still counts. :P

Tomorrow will not be easy for me, I'm not used to edging without cumming, especially twice in the same session!

[mynameiserik]

Good luck with that, Mike!

I was up and busy actively doing things from 6:30 until moments ago. So...I guess it's technically tomorrow, but I haven't gone to sleep yet? So if I do the 14 minutes before I go to sleep, should I get punished anyway because it's after midnight for me?

[Big_Mike]

If you haven't been to bed yet, I would count it as the same day personally. Up to you really.

Today was the toughest day yet, I wanted to cum so badly! I did manage to edge twice in the 15 minutes, but both times I was dangerously close to going over the edge. I'm going to have a serious case of blue balls by May, lol. Good to learn some self control now that I'm dating again though.

Speaking of dating, there's something I wanted to ask. In the unlikely even that my date goes... VERY well, I assume that means I fail the challenge?

[mynameiserik]

I don't know that you'd "fail" per se...you could keep doing it. And do punishments. I'm not one of those jerks that thinks that reading words on the internet magically binds you to the task with no exceptions until it's completed, so it's up to you.

But I might stand around and laugh at you.

[Big_Mike]

If I'm lucky enough to, well, get lucky, then I will gladly let you laugh at me, lol. I'm not expecting any naughty stuff, but if it happens before the end of the month I will accept punishment.

I rolled a 2 so gave myself 6 spanks before and after completing today's 16 minutes. Started to edge near the end but I got through it. Tomorrow's challenge will be... interesting...

[ChubbySubGuy]

Was gonna try this but I'm a bit late xD Gonna be an interesting day trying to do it all today haha :p

[Big_Mike]

My date went well, but didn't go further than kissing. Unfortunately I ended up failing today's task. At mynameiserik's request, I was dared to watch the following tease link (http://www.milovana.com/webteases/showflash.php?id=9346) for 17 minutes. I was doing well until "she" told me to start edging repeatedly, closer together each time. I managed 4 edges in close proximity before I couldn't take it anymore. I've given myself the punishment suggested on the first page (and was very sore afterwards!) and I don't want to repeat the experience, lol.

On the plus side, 17 days without cumming is a personal best for me and certainly better than I expected to manage. Hopefully now that it's out of my system, I'll make it through the rest of the month.

[12356416514a]

If you can't stand it and you DO come, you have to keep masturbating for the remaining time, no matter how badly it hurts

no matter how badly it hurts? Am I the only guy that can keep masturbating after he cummed? I doesn't hurts me at all.

[mynameiserik]

Was going to give myself a nice hogtie tonight, but I'm exhausted. Emotional shit going down around here. But I think I have a slot for bondage...so...I'll save that one for then.

[Big_Mike]

Hope everything's okay.

I did my 18 minutes earlier before I went to the gym. If I hadn't finally got a release yesterday I think watching porn today would've pushed me over the edge, but I managed it okay.

Tomorrow is another anal dare right? Thinking of giving that one a miss, I'm not a fan of anal.

[Armstyle15]

I think that there should be a punishment for quiting after starting the dare

[PointOfInnocence]

Can I start this even after April? Can I just count the days from when I start?

[Big_Mike]

Can I start this even after April? Can I just count the days from when I start?

I don't see why not.

I think that there should be a punishment for quiting after starting the dare

Not a bad idea, although bear in mind that the daily challenges are optional.

Since I don't like anal challenges and I was having a shower this morning, I decided to do tomorrow's shower dare today instead for 19 minutes. Almost forgot how much fun it is wanking in the shower! Because I've done the shower challenge today, I'll do the drinking one tomorrow and back to normal after that. Hope that's okay.

[mynameiserik]

Lulz, this is a very editable dare.

I've got to be more careful, just about everything is setting me off now...it was bad enough when I got turned on by a hot girl in a tank top today, never mind what I do before bed...just putting in the butt plug tonight has almost got me edging. It's a nicely thick glass one, probably my favorite thing to put in my asshole. (Not that I'm very picky :D)

[Big_Mike]

Yeah I know what you mean, I'm getting hard constantly!

I did the 3 glasses of juice challenge today. I completed the 20 minutes but edged right at the very end and couldn't stop myself from cumming. I just seem to lose all self-control once I start edging and find it so difficult to stop. Going without for days and then having an orgasm feels amazing! I will punish myself again of course, which I am not looking forward to, but on the plus side at least I won't be getting hard as much the rest of the day. I'm going up to Manchester tonight and sharing a room with an attractive female friend, which would be pure torture if I'd not cum for days/weeks.

[Herr November]

Krikey! Have I really not posted in a week?? I meant to, and I've been keeping up. But I usually end up doing the jerking after the bf has gone to bed, and by then it's pretty late, so I don't want to update afterwards.

So here's what happened:
13. Rubbed against a pillow in bed. Didn't come close to edging, sadly.

14. I was doing fine until my bf discovered me playing and decided to come "help me." "Help me cum" more like. With him controlling when my hand moved and the speed, I pretty quickly came AGAIN. So I need to do another punishment. Also, he's not allowed to help me anymore. :-)

15. This time, I managed to cum all by my lonesome. The first edge was OK, but during the second edge, I got too close. I even tried stopping (I know, I know) and slapping my leg (hard!), but I came anyway. So that's two.

16. Mmmm, not a fan of the spanking, so I just did a straight slow jerk this day. Well, as straight as a gay man can jerk, anyway. ;-)

17. I didn't end up doing mynameiserik's suggestion because I didn't think I had enough rope! But later on I got the bright idea to tie some pieces together, so I'm going to do this in combination with another day's dare. I did try the karada on, though, and it was good times. Especially my modified version which included some loops around bits and pieces.

18. Didn't entirely get this one, but I guess it was kind of similar to 13. Anyway, mission accomplished. No accidents.

19. Although I do love ass play, I wasn't feeling it today. 19 boring ol' minutes instead.

20. Big_Mike is right, shower wanking is fantastic! Managed to get to a soft edge a bunch of times by having the warm water hit my head just so. This is probably my favorite so far. :-)

21. I thought this was going to be really tough, but it turned out that the hardest part was to drink the 3 glasses of water to begin with. That was kind of uncomfortable, I just felt really full. But it's been an hour now, and I'm all waited and jerked. Just now starting to feel like I need a tinkle. So mission accomplished, I guess.

I've noticed that with the longer sessions where I'm just slowly jerking I get a fair bit of precum. I don't often notice that normally, probably because I usually finish up long before 21 minutes have elapsed!

Really enjoying myself, mynameiserik, though I think my bf is ready for this month to be over. :-) I'm going to try my damndest to make it to the end of the month now. I think I can, I think I can…

[Big_Mike]

I've also had an issue with precum, there's been rather a lot of it compared to normal. I suppose I'm just too used to regular orgasms, lol.

I failed again yesterday after I got home from Manchester. :( I made it through the 21 minutes without cumming, but even 10 minutes after I stopped my cock was still rock hard! The reason being my trip to Manchester...

I shared a hotel room (separate beds) with a cute friend of mine who has no problem walking around in front of me in just her sexy underwear. We're great friends and I have no interest in dating her, but she's still hot. Not only that, but we also spent Saturday morning hanging out with a mutual friend who lives in Manchester, and she's also rather attractive. We were messing around and I was tickling her and such (her reaction was adorably sexy), then my mate wanted a photo so I hugged her from behind and tickled her again for the pic. Being in that position and her moving and squealing like that got me so hard that I'm pretty sure she felt my cock pressing into her back!

So yes, I apparently have zero will power, because 10 minutes after my session I started wanking again until I finished, and it felt incredible. I haven't been able to punish myself yet (additional punishment suggestions are welcome) but I will do so when I get the chance. On the plus side, it seems to be out of my system now because I made it through today's 22 minutes without incident.


EDIT: Just curious, is there a punishment for quitting the challenge? If so better make it a good one because I'm so close to giving in, lol.

[mynameiserik]

I'm actually getting to the point where I can't make it through the whole time because I get bored...I must be a horrible person.

I don't know about punishment for quitting...maybe you have to make up all your missed orgasms in one day? :D

[Big_Mike]

I can't believe I'm doing this with just one week left, but I can't stand it anymore, I have to quit. I will give myself the spanking punishment and make up for all 20 of my miss orgasms. I physically can't do it in one day though, my record is 6 in 24 hours. Since I came 3 times during the dare, I will cum 20 times in 3 days. If I haven't done all of them 72 hours from now, I will accept ANY 3 dares within my limits.

Best of luck to the remaining survivors! :)

[Herr November]

Oh no! And then there were two…

I too have found myself telling the timer to "come on, already" after 10-15 minutes. (I haven't been letting myself look at the timer once I hit "Start.") When I know there's an orgasm at the end of it, that's one thing. But when I know I'm just going to end up with a stonking hard on, a sore dick and no relief, it kind of takes away my motivation.

But I've committed, and dammit, I'm gonna finish! Yesterday with the standing was interesting, I kind of liked it. I put my laptop up on a shelf and watched a video of someone edging someone else. :-) I found myself "dancing" to keep from focusing so much on the sensation. But it really was nice to hear that buzzer go.

Today's dare is probably not going to be terribly comfortable. I don't usually like sitting on toilets for more than a few minutes since they're so hard. But we'll see. Actually, I think I'll give myself that kerada this time.

mynameiserik, you'd better not leave me hanging… um… so to speak.

[Big_Mike]

Struggling with my punishment, have less than 2 days left to do another 14 orgasms! If I'm missing more than 3 at the end, I will do any one dare within my limits for every orgasm I miss.

[mynameiserik]

Gah. See, folks, I'm moving across the country, so I have been incredibly busy and stressed out lately. As of now, it's not even 10pm and I'm about to pass out at my keyboard. And I have to say that I am doing extremely poorly.

This is just going to turn into a punishment thread. Oh well.

[Herr November]

Hint on tying your own hands together:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty7ov-K3DRA

I used this and a simple shoelace-style bow knot to make something I can easily untie with my teeth.

[Big_Mike]

I really tried, but I only managed to cum 15 times in 3 days. Since I missed 5, that means I have to do any 5 dares within my limits. Post here or PM me suggestions.

[Big_Mike]

April is now officially over, how did it go for you guys? I still have 2 punishments left to complete if anyone wants to suggest any.

[mynameiserik]

Well, I'm done moving across the country. I am exhausted and don't have a lot of my possessions. But yeah, I totally failed this.

Punish me. I'm thinking of doing something I read once, where you basically put a key/release across your house and tie yourself to a rolly chair, then put clips all over yourself and tie them to something so that you have to rip them all off to get free. Ouch.

[mynameiserik]

I just remembered that I posted a punishment dare a while ago...
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=76697

[Herr November]

I didn't mean to abandon this thread! I got really busy for a week there. Anyway, I'm going to need some punishments too, I think. I kind of really like bondage, and managed to cum within 15 seconds of starting to stroke on day 26. I didn't get time to jerk on the 27th, and didn't have an hour to spare on the 28th. After that, the multi-hour commitment really deterred me even trying to start.

So Big_Mike, you asked for two dares. Here they are:


Get a trainer. Tie the laces together with a square knot (http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Square-Knot), leaving a bit of lace on each (about 10cm). Then tie the laces around your scrotum above your balls with another square knot. Be sure it's square knot, granny knots can slip! It should be tight but not be painful or restrict circulation.

You may not sit down or cum for the next 30 minutes. Now, do each of these, in order, for five minutes apiece:


Walk around your house. Keep moving!
Walk around your house while masturbating.
Lunges. The shoe must touch the ground each time!
Lunges while masturbating.
Stand and place your feet one meter apart. Now swivel your hips repeatedly, enough so the shoe hits your legs.
Masturbate while doing this.



For the next five days, you can't eat anything without having an erection first. This goes for anything solid and anything there's a question about. (No: coffee, milk, tea, water, soda. Yes: shakes, smoothies, pearl tea, porridge, raisins, etc.). You must have the erection no more than 5 minutes before you start eating, but don't have to maintain it throughout the meal/snack/etc. If you mess up and eat anything without having gotten hard first, you must add one day to the dare.


Since I left 5 days off the end of this dare, I'm probably going to need 5 punishment dares too. Eep! I am not excited about self-spanking, though, because I'm concerned it might be a bit loud for neighbors. Let me know if you have any for me without that.

[Herr November]

Oh, mynameiserik already gave you one. Well, I guess you get to choose which ones to accept. Let us know what you decide.