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Old 01-07-2018, 12:12 PM   #28
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A very confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just brought this state of the art watch."

"What's so special about it ?" asks the curious woman.

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now? "

"Well, it says you're not wearing a bra.."

The woman laughs and replies, "well, it must be broken then because I am wearing a bra !"

The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Ah, the damn thing must be an hour fast !"
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