[SilvertongueLyra]

1. Everyone HAS to be naked when on an airplane weather on the ground or in the air, or, Everyone HAS to be naked when on a boat weather docked or at sea.
My first thought was sunburn on ships and boats... Security would be way easier for airplanes if there was nothing to cover you up but it would be a little discomforting if a hot host came by and I started getting wet staring at their green/blue eyes...why do they have to be so dashing?

2. Waiters and waitresses must work completely bottomless and the customers are not allowed to touch them, or, waiters and waitresses must work completely topless and the customers are allowed to touch them.
Part of me feels like waitressing topless and being fondled could end up being quite assault like when the waiter or waitress is trying not to topple a tray on their first day... And imagine if the food wasn't great, ouch... Verbal abuse is bad enough but someone punishing me by twisting my nipples - heck no.

3. When on a train, if you do not have a ticket, the conductor is allowed to strip you and keep your clothes, or, when on a train, if you do not have a ticket, you are stripped while on the train but are allowed your clothes back and get drawn on in permanent marker by the conductor labelling you as a thief.
I think the humiliation from having thief written on you and anything else the conductor pleased might prevent people from boarding trains without a ticket... It would be quite embarrassing.

4. If you do not pay your rent the landlord will take all of your belongings off of you, including clothes, until you pay your rent in triple. Or. If you do not pay your rent you are now employed by the landlord as a cleaner, he can make you wear whatever he wants and clean wherever he wants, you are free after you have paid the rent back in triple
This is actually a good idea. It would allow people who are homeless to get a place to sleep and work! Although my country has a very low interest rate so paying back the rent in triple is really harsh and economically damning as is... Technically, owing to the fact that you would have to clean whatever until the debt is repaid, the landlord could own you forever as janitor...

5. The police are allowed to randomly strip search anyone they want in the streets, or, you can evade getting arrested by the police for petty crimes (graffiti, petty theft, speeding) by giving them all of your clothes you are wear and what is in your car.
I don't know... Random strip searches could be used for personal vendettas against people they don't like but giving up your clothes for a bit of vandalism seems right up my alley... I could just spray paint some stuff on me and wear those skin clothes that had become a fashion a while back...