[Runesmith]

Warning: Political jokes. If you own a red baseball cap and prone to triggering, read at your own risk.

From a technical point of view, the only difference between the Air Force One and a vacuum cleaner is the location of the dirt bag.
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The main difference between a stadium with a MAGA rally and a hedgehog is that, with the hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
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Q: What's the difference between Jared Kushner and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.
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Donald Trump declared that he doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. That's probably true - he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
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When he was young, and faced with a difficult decision, Donald Trump stopped to think. He forgot to start again.
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Donald Trump announced today that when he dies, his brain would be donated to science. Scientists were overjoyed. "We have been searching for a perfect vacuum all this time," one scientist remarked.

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A guy wearing a MAGA hat told me, "You should try to see things from Trump's point of view."

"I don't think I can," I replied. "I can't get my head that far up my ass."
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The MAGA guy said, "I admire Trump's approach."

I replied, "I would love to see his departure."
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Donald Trump is living proof that people with the smallest minds have the biggest mouths.

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Someone should let Trump know that it is okay to have an unexpressed thought. In his case, it's highly recommended.
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When the Stormy Daniels scandal broke, Michael Cohen wanted to prove that the story was made up. So he hired an agency to conduct a survey among porn stars and ask the question, "Would you sleep with Donald Trump for money?"

6% replied, "yes." 8% replied, "no." 86% replied, "not again."
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How many US presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and the other to change it back again.
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Donald Trump receives a letter from Kim Jong Un. He stares at it for a long time, then picks up the phone and asks general Kelly to come in. "Look general. I got this letter from Kim Jong Un, and it contains only this code - 370HSSV 0773H. Do you think the CIA can decode it?"

Kelly tells him, "Sir, you are holding the note upside down."
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When she heard about the Stormy Daniels affair, Melania was furious. "You Pig!" she yelled. "Did you at least use protection?"

"Of course," Donald replied. "My bodyguard was standing outside the door."
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Donald Trump is like a Marxist utopia - completely classless.