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Old 11-02-2018, 01:18 AM   #50
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This morning my girlfriend drove off to work, while I was having breakfast, watching TV. On the morning traffic report they announced that there was a car driving on the Autobahn in the wrong direction. Knowing that my girlfriend was taking that route, I called her up and said, "Watch out, Schatzie. There's a car driving in the wrong direction."

She replied, "I know. These idiots. They are ALL driving in the wrong direction!"
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