В баре за стойкой мужчина в ОЗК смешивал в колбе ядохимикаты. "Новичок!" - подумал Штирлиц.
It's a new Stirlitz joke making rounds in Russia. Here's the translation (to the best of my ability):
At the counter behind the bar a man in a gas mask was mixing nerve agents. "Newbie!" - thought Stirlitz.
PS: The Russian word for newbie is Novichok. In case you don't know what it is, google it... then wait for the FBI to kick down your door.
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