[Runesmith]

How would you describe your balls?
Big, hairy, covered in a wrinkled ball sack
What was your most embarrassing blunder ever made?
Sent a very suggestive message to a female friend (married to another friend of mine), who has the same name as the sub I was instructing online at the time. In essence, I told her to put her panties in her mouth, get down on her hands and knees and message me for the next instruction. When she replied asking if I was drunk, I said "oops... wrong chick." Now I have to endure her winking whenever we see each other.
Rate your ass on a scale of 1-5, 5 being highest. Why did you give it that rating?
4. It would have got a 5 if it wasn't so hairy.
What’s the most embarrassing item you’ve ever used to get yourself off?
When I was around 14 - a toilet paper tube covered in a pair of panties that my elder brother's girlfriend left behind. I ended up dating her after my brother broke up with her, but I never told her about this episode.
What type, color and fabric of underwear are you wearing right now?
That's easy. Color = transparent. Fabric = non-existent. I am not wearing underwear right now under my gym shorts.

And my answer to the random truth thread is here.