[Mythologist]

A few different dares you can try involving spoons. I advise using plastic ones for most of these.

BREASTS:
Roll two dice. This is the number of spoons you must transport from point A to point B. Point A is wherever youd' like it. Point B is a soft basket, paper bowl, or similar; basically it just has to be something you can drop the spoons into.

Place a spoon on at least one nipple and carry said spoon using only your chest to point B. Repeat until all the spoons have been on your nipple(s). For each spoon you drop, spank yourself 10 times with a wooden spoon.

BUTT:
Roll two dice. This is the number of objects you must transport from point A to point B. Point A is wherever you'd like it. Point B is a soft basket, paper bowl, or similar; basically it just has to be something you can drop the objects into. The objects should be something you can put several of into your butt hole.

Get on all fours and place the objects on the spoon one by one. Now try to get the objects to Point B without dropping them. Place each object dropped in your butt and masturbate for a number of minutes equal to the number of items dropped. No orgasms or removing objects allowed until that time is up, though you may masturbate with the objects if you would like.

VAGINA:
Place a spoon in your vagina and place a hard-boiled egg on the spoon. Roll 2 dice, this is the number of minutes you must hold your egg on the spoon using only your vagina. If you drop the egg at any point, you must place it in your vagina for the remainder of the time and then suck on the egg for two minutes. You may not orgasm until you hold the egg in your vagina for the time rolled or until you do the punishment below:

Punishment: Roll a die and masturbate for that many minutes. At the end of that time, roll the die again. If it's the same number as before, you may come. If it is a different number, you must continue masturbating for that many more minutes. Repeat until you roll the same number twice.

Tell me how you like it, ladies and gents.