After a three week long peyote voyage I awoke to find a brand new laptop, a gigantic hammer, and a tablet of paper in front of me. On the laptop screen was a site I came to know as "GETDARE." On the paper were written the sacred phrases (known as "passwords") that guard and keep safe this online realm. Since that magical day I've been coming back to this place ever since.
The paper warned that along the way I would encounter many trolls and tests. I was instructed to use the gigantic hammer to overcome these. The hammer, I was told, possessed the power to detect imposters, smite sinners, and pleasure many women. The meaning of those words did not mean much then, they do now.
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The border between the two isn't all that clear. I'll be able to enter it soon. In full range. Full motion. I'll translate myself into it.
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