(part 29)
At the commercial break (which really lasts longer than the actual commercials….there’s a lot going on on-set during a taping), we were led to our individual booths for the Strip Off. We were aligned the same way as before, so I was third from the right.
“Ready, set….go!” And with that signal, we all started to strip off our clothes. While I had been practicing the night before, I never thought about practicing with a raging hard on in my pants! Sure enough, the pants got caught as I was slipping them off, and I was just a second too late being the first to hit a button. Now I had to hope that they all didn’t vote against me!
We exited our booths, and stood together on stage, hands behind our backs (we were told to always stand that way on stage. If we tried to cover up at all, the host would be quick to point it out, in the most embarrassing manner possible!). It gave me a moment to check out the….competition. Turns out Tina had an even nicer rack than Meghan….I may need to rethink my strategies!
Meghan was the first one to undress and hit a button, so she was safe from elimination. Now there was a tense moment on stage as they announced the first contestant off the show. “Sorry, Lisa…..looks like you are the one going home with nothing.” I had voted for Lisa myself. I snuck a look at the other two guys, and from their expressions (and the way they were leering at Tina and Meghan) I suspected that they had voted the same way. Lisa was escorted off stage, looking more disappointed than embarrassed.
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