A man comes home late one night, drunk.
"Where have you been?" asks his wife.
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!" This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
"Do you have golden chairs?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden glasses?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden beer?"
"Yes."
"Do you have a golden urinal?"
"Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."
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Male, Straight, Dominant
Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control
Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak
To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender.
Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this
My stories:
Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger
The Cabin in The Woods
The Shanghai Girl
Palace on The Beach
My poems (yeah, poems):
The Winter
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