(part 4)
After another tediously long commercial break, the show was finally back.
The host was saying “Since Darryl lost our opening round, it’s time to eliminate one of the girls.”
The girls had been placed kneeling in front of a low bench, on some pads that had been placed on the stage, there asses presented prominently. It looked like Holly was on the left, Kelly, the blonde, in the middle, and Susan on the right. The guys were brought out, along with a hostess wheeling in one of those giant deck of cards that seem to be a staple of these shows.
The host was saying “Here’s how this is going to work. Each of you is going to draw a card, and, grabbing one of those paddles over there,” the camera cuts to show the paddles, “you will pick one of these lovelies to paddle a number of times equal to the card. Jacks will be 11, queens 12, and kings 13. Each of you will draw 3 times, and you can not paddle the same ass twice. The girl with the least number of paddles will be out of the game.”
An off-stage coin toss meant that Bob went first. He drew an 8, grabbed a paddle, paused to think a moment, and gave Holly 8 quick swats. Fred drew a jack, and perhaps with a bit of a mean streak, decided to follow up Bob’s swats with 11 more on Holly.
“That fixes Holly’s score at 19. Bob, your turn again.” Bob draws a 5 this time, and gives 5 swats on Susan. Fred, after drawing a ten, continues with 10 more hard hits on Susan, who yelps loudly on the last 3.
“And that gives Susan a score of 15. Both of you have to swat Kelly with your last draws.” Bob steps up and draws a 4, but he really puts everything into it, and gets a small cry from Kelly. Fred draws a 9, and also gives it his all. Kelly really cries out by the end. On top of everything else, she only had 13, so she was gone. Wiping a tear, and shooting an angry look at the guys, she was escorted off stage.
“More to come, after this break.”
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