Technically, I'm supposed to be posting this in the thread that this started in but I haven't posted in this story for a while so I might as well. It's not really as outlandish as some of the other stuff I've done but yeah. If you want to see the JOI Dare that this refers to, written by Happy Me, you can click the link
here.
Well as some of you have read my blogs know, I have recently moved into my apartment by myself and Internet access is still a thing, I use my phone, but it’s not as easily accessible as I would want it. However, after seeing colosubguy’s report on this particular dare, I knew it was something I wanted to try when I had my own place. So while I wouldn’t be able to see it on getdare easily, I copied it in a word document and true all the spoiler are revealed but I am looking at only the options I roll for this dare.
Now obvious as the instructions go as I am typing this I have a porn video playing on my Playstation 2 from the few porn DVD’s I purchased before I moved here and I currently am only wearing my glasses, shoes, socks, and my shorts and boxers are at my ankles. It is a little difficult staying hard while writing this report. Normally most guys would, but over the few days I’ve been here nudity is almost a constant so having my dick exposed is normal.
Anyway, as I started I reluctantly put on clothes as I was nude when reading the introduction and the first two categories are named teasing; aptly so as the first two categories have been teasing for me as my rolls. I pulled my shorts and boxers just below my hips as the first instructions said and then I pulled my boxers right back up as I rolled a 4. For those of you reading instead of doing and who don’t want to scroll up that means for five minutes I had to touch myself through my boxers. This was difficult because I am not that well-endowed so I kind of could only rub it and not really stroke it. Although I did accidentally, and unintentionally break the rules, as I did start playing porn while doing this, inadvertently not knowing I was supposed to not watch it during this. But I did this and then my ears bled by the volume of my timer. I pulled my boxers back down afterwards and it was frustrating because I wanted to touch myself.
As I moved onto step two and my underwear and boxers went further down my legs, I once again was teased as I rolled a six. My shorts and boxers went up to my knees, not sure if this was supposed to happen, and for four minutes with video on this time, I had to rub my thighs and legs and occasionally brush lightly against my cock and balls. Also the notes said pretend like a girl was flirting with me…I’d like to meet that kind of girl who thinks this is flirting :P Yes a girl has done this to me before but it wasn’t flirting as she had already had my dick in her mouth and in her hands a little bit. This sensation was weird because I am a hairy man so as I was rubbing the hairs were causing friction against my hands giving my legs a tingling sensation. And the brushing against my privates occasionally really wanted me to touch. So four minutes was odd I had to be slow a couple of times as the tingling sensation was just odd.
But now I’m writing this report and desperately trying to stay hard while writing this, which isn’t easy, but now that this is over I can start on the next part of the dare.
OK the second part had a little bit of a mishap but of course we are going to get the part that is in almost any joi web tease or dare, edging. Edging is kind of difficult for me but I am able to do it. And of course I had to roll a 1, which was six edges that I had to do. This was also difficult for me because I had my boxers and shorts around my ankles and when I am edging/masturbating I usually like to spread my legs or put them in certain positions instead of kind of bound together. Also as edges go, I like to wait a little bit after each edge instead of doing them in quick succession I wait 30 seconds wait for me to cool down and then go back at it again. The mishap happened after my fifth edge because I had a little accident. I accidentally came, but not on purpose and not deliberately, but I honestly couldn’t help I took my hands off my dick and well the muscles just pushed it out as it dribbled out over my head. I took off all my clothes at that time as is the norm for me in my apartment, as stated before, and messaged Happy Me about what I should do.
I spent my time playing Professor Layton v. Phoenix Wright on my 3DS, and after a bit I got a message from Happy Me she said that since I ruined my orgasm, it should be fine and to just continue where I left off. So I quickly went to my bedroom, regathered my supplies and put my boxers and shorts around my ankles as I finished off my remaining edge. And I can tell you afterwards, I was so happy to be able to be completely naked. I had taken my shoes and socks off during my break.
Most of my friends know that I am kind of ashamed of my endowment as it’s much smaller than I want it to be but in some cases I guess it helps such as in the shenanigans part. I rolled a 1 and a 4. That means that this lasted for three minutes and I had to set a metronome to 150 bpm, and do a full stroke for each beat. Because I’m smaller than some, this was really easy and really manageable for me. Around the beginning of the second minute though I was getting that feeling that I may need to cum soon. However, because of the nature of the timer I was using since I can’t metronome and time at the same time on my phone, I didn’t want to stop. So I pressed through and managed to make it without cumming. I then did another edge, cooled down and went to writing this second part of my report.
This next part may be difficult as I’m typing this one-handed as my left hand is touching my penis right now. As I had to do more shenanigans I was lucky to roll a six which meant three minutes of more shenanigans and I also rolled a 2. Which was the same thing as before except the metronome was set at 170 and if I had to stop for cumming I had to ice my cock and balls once to cool down before starting where I left off…all my ice cubes are still intact. I didn’t really feel close to cumming this time but it did feel good to go a little faster, but I didn’t edge or go over.
The next report was a challenge. I had to edge and then try and stay hard for x amount of time while not touching my dick or balls but I was allowed to touch any other part of my body to try and stay hard. I thought I would be able to do this as I rolled a six and that was only 30 seconds any longer I probably would have failed after I edged I basically abused my nipples which are very sensitive in certain situations. I pulled on them, pinched them and just stimulated them and that did keep me hard for 30 seconds but not much longer but I didn’t have to go back.
Now we come to the last part and the question on nobody’s mind do I get to cum…yes. I do get to cum in about 56 minutes and I have to do standing up. As I rolled a four yet again which means I have to wait one hour before I cum and must do so standing up so I’ll just happily remain naked until I get to cum and I will report on that when I get there.
Actually, I waited much longer than an hour before I came, and I stayed naked for a fair amount of time. Although I did go to my parent’s house later in the day to get some things such as a fan, a larger tv, and a few more odds and ends, and because of where the larger tv is situated, I have to sit on the couch to get the best picture and the couch is…questionable, but that’s not important.
I didn’t mind waiting for more an hour as I really wasn’t DESPERATE to cum. You would think that would not be the case with all the edging and the ruined orgasm but yeah not the case. Also you would think that because the day before I promised someone, who will remain nameless but a few people know who it is, asked me to promise them that I wouldn’t play with myself until the end of the day or when they got home from work…whichever came first. I tried to cum before I went to my parent’s house with visual stimulation. The same porn video I watched when I was able to do during the dare, and while I was hard for quite a while and jerking off as fast as I could, after a few minutes I realized that this was futile and I was not going to cum, so I stopped. Also the standing made it difficult as nine times out of ten when I’m orgasming I’m either sitting or laying down.
Later that night I tried this again this time with the visual stimulation of words. I do have a few issues of Penthouse Letters and I decided to read some stories in those, one in particular made me hard. No I won’t tell you what it was about as that’s not important unless you really want to get to know me and that’s a bit complex in it’s own right. However….the story is what made me hard but not what pushed me over the edge. I started masturbating and jacking standing up and I was afraid I was going to have to have a repeat of last time as I didn’t feel anything coming out or even getting to the edge. However, what got me to the edge was one of my favorite fetishes to be used on myself, degradation. I started saying out loud things like “You’re a pathetic slut for doing this, just a useless whore.” and phrases of that nature. I didn’t use the word “bitch” though as that’s reserved for someone in particular. Now I do believe these statements, no. They’re just fun, playful banter. Are you allowed to call me these things if you want to get on my good side…no, unless you have specific permission from me. But anyway the degredation of myself definitely turned me on and while I didn’t cum a lot, and it was still difficult standing up while doing this I had finally reached the end of the joi dare that I wanted to attempt.