1. How long is your lft big toe in centimeters?
Actually had to check this because I can't judge length well and I also live in the U.S.A., practically the only country that doesn't use the metric system.
But about 6 cm from the base.
2. What is on and/or inside your nightstand right now?
Technically speaking I don't have a nightstand. But I use a drum stool to put stuff on when I'm in bed but currently nothing is on it.
3. How large is the booger you can pick from your nose right now?
Probably not very big but I honestly have no clue as my nose feels pretty clean.
4. How many pieces of toilet paper do you usually use when you wipe your arse?
Usually about three sheets.
5. What does your right finger smell like right now?
You didn't specif which right finger and I think you just wanted to embarass by making us smell our fingers. But I did :P they don't smell like anything though.
6. If you stand up straight in the shower and look down, can you see your toes?
Straight, no.
7. What color is your ass right now?
Um peach, pink, white you know normal skin-toned for a Caucasian.
8. Do you currently have any dirt under your fingernails?
Yes, it's a lazy Sunday so I haven't bothered showering yet.
9. Can you suck on your own nipples?
Nope, wish I could as they're sensitive when they're sucked on...yes I know from experience.
10. How clean is your underwear at this very moment?
Probably a little sweaty since it's been hot here but relatively clean.
11. On a scale of 1 to 10, how weirdly intimate did you find these questions?
3. I hate these 1 to 10 scale things as I overanalyze them. While these questions would be weird if a random stranger were to ask them, they're not too intrusive.
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