[Runesmith]

... one opens their copy of "Deciphering secret messages that are hidden in weather forecasts 101", tunes in to Janice Dean's weather forecast on Fox News, and tries to decipher the messages being sent by P (pronounced "pee") - an anonymous, secret, and mysterious figure in the National Weather Bureau who is trying to reveal clues to a hideous conspiracy in the government that involves a shadowy cabal of deep state bureaucrats, who are trying to reduce the allotted bathroom breaks of government employees from 3.47 minutes each hour to 3.32 minutes. A massive conspiracy that most sheeple don't seem to care about. When one goes to pee, we go all... well, at least women do.

I think we can all agree that,...