Many nice modifiers here but still not enough edges to do
Let's fix it:
Every hour flip a coin. Head is 2 edges to do, tail is 5. Keep a counter of how many do you still owe and keep adding there based on thread's posts and on coin flip results.
When your days home alone are over, if you haven't fully paid your debt, you'll have to put up a little poll for us to vote for a punishment